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| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5627 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 254 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 24 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziness happening, like, did you hear about the relatives of Bashar Assad getting arrested trying to fly out of Lebanon? like, that’s some next level drama right there, bro.
join our server and you’ll be part of all the wild adventures and unexpected twists that happen every day. like, who knows what’s gonna happen next? maybe a herd of llamas will take over spawn, or maybe a giant chicken will start a dance party in the village square.
you gotta join now and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where it’s at, man. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. like, who doesn’t love free cake, right? so come on, join now and let the insanity begin!
