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SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Gems Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

TV-Free MineServer

#mineserver, Apology, City Living, common area, Communication, compromise, Conflict, ENTITLEMENT, financial responsibility, Happy, income, MONEY, Netflix, one screen, refusing to pay, Rent, roommates, selfish, tv shows, tv subscription, TVFree, Upgrade

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle roommate disputes in the most epic way possible! Join us and witness the drama unfold as players fight over who gets to control the TV in the common area. Will you be the one to upgrade the Netflix subscription and bring peace to the household, or will you be the one labeled as the TV hog?

Experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before, as you navigate through the ups and downs of sharing a Minecraft world with others. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who charges extra for Netflix access? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knew that Minecraft could be so full of roommate shenanigans? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate roommate showdown!

HangryCraft: NoPayNoEat

celiac, Communication, dietary restrictions, eating out, food accommodations, food allergies, food delivery, food preferences, food sharing, Friends, gluten free, HangryCraft, lunch, lunchtime, meal planning, misunderstanding, NoPayNoEat, payment, Restaurant, social etiquette, soy sauce, work lunch

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Love Letters Sent:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any soy sauce-covered blocks to ruin your gluten-free gaming experience!

Join us and never worry about accidentally ingesting gluten while crafting your virtual world. Our players are always looking out for each other, just like in the story of the friend who brought the gluten-filled lunch – except here, we make sure all our in-game food is celiac-friendly!

And don’t worry about owing anyone lunch in return – on our server, we believe in sharing resources and helping each other out without expecting anything in return. So come join us and let’s build a gluten-free paradise together!

CakeConnoisseur Minecraft SMP

Bakery, Cake, CakeConnoisseur, celebration, confection, craving, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, Favorite, guilty pleasure, homemade, indulgence, Minecraft, Mouthwatering, once in a lifetime, Pastry, smp, special occasion, sugary, SWEET, temptation, Treat

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	53	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you can only eat one cake in your whole life! Why, you ask? Because our server is actually run by a secret society of cake-loving pandas who believe that consuming more than one cake will bring about the end of the world.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of other shenanigans to get into on our server. We have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats, and a PvP arena where the only weapon allowed is a rubber chicken.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where cake is both a blessing and a curse. Just remember, choose your one cake wisely…it could be the difference between life and death (or at least a really bad stomachache).

MineCraftLove – No Miners Allowed

Allowed, MinecraftLove, miners

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for compliments? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a meaningful connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us if you want to find love with someone who knows how to craft a relationship that’s as strong as diamond armor. Say goodbye to redstone heartbreak and hello to a pixel-perfect partnership. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and love together!

CraftyDestinyMCServ

API, Armor Picker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyDestinyMCServ, Debuffs, Destiny General, Destiny-2Gunsmith, dim, Dps, Guide, News, PressKits, Reject Piss, Resources, Return to Cat, Stats, the final shape, The New Path for Bungie, TTK, twab, Update 8.0.5.3

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that will blow your mind! Join us for Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it, if you eat one of those carrots, you gain the ability to fly in the game for 24 hours. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! We have epic quests that will take you through dungeons filled with creepers wearing top hats and skeletons playing saxophones. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Reject Piss, Return to Cat edition awaits you!

AdversePossessionGamer Minecraft SMP

Adverse possession, AdversePossessionGamer, Estate Planning, find recently deceased land owner, get color of title, Inheritance, land disputes, land ownership, legal loopholes, Minecraft, no children, no immediate relatives, no mortgage, park rv on land, pay the taxes, profit, property law, property rights, property taxes, real estate, smp, squatter’s rights, watch local obituaries

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the land is up for grabs and the only rule is to be the last one standing! Join us as we embark on a wild journey of claiming land by any means necessary.

Forget about mining for resources or building epic structures, the real challenge is finding the most outrageous ways to secure your territory. Want to park your RV on someone’s land and claim it as your own? Go for it! Just make sure to pay the taxes and get that color of title to officially become the landowner.

But be warned, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that some players have even resorted to checking local obituaries to find recently deceased landowners with no heirs. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but the rewards are worth it.

So if you’re ready to take on the ultimate challenge and become the ruler of your own domain, join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of deception, strategy, and pure chaos. Just remember, in this game, there are no rules – only winners and losers.

CraftyWarz: West’s Weapon Ban Fail

arms control, Ban, Business Insider, Conflict, CraftyWarz, Defense, defense policy, Fail, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Invasion, military capabilities, military intervention, military strategy, military tactics, political analysis, russia, Ukraine, war experts, weapon, weapons restrictions, weapons technology, West, west’s

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	273
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is invading russia but with a twist – they have unlimited weapons and the west is just sitting back watching the chaos unfold.

imagine riding a nuclear missile like a surfboard while battling russian soldiers on the streets of moscow. or teaming up with ukrainian pandas armed with rocket launchers to take down putin’s army of zombie bears.

we’ve got custom weapons, insane battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. so what are you waiting for? join now and help ukraine conquer russia in the most ridiculous way possible!

Crafty Ladies Minecraft Server

Accommodating, Acting, adore, amicable, APPRECIATIVE, Caring, comfortable, Crafty, Demands, deserve, Good, interactions, ladies, Minecraft, office, passive aggressive, reasonable, respectful, Romantic, Server, Sincere, Social, Welcoming, Women

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ores Mined:	1924
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Divine Spears Created:	26	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you lovely ladies out there!

Join us and experience a world where women are adored and welcomed with open arms. Our community is filled with sincere and caring individuals who always make sure you’re comfortable and happy.

But that’s not all! Our female players are known for their passive-aggressive charm towards men, making every interaction a hilarious and entertaining experience. Whether you’re looking for romance, friendship, or just some good old-fashioned banter, our server is the place to be.

So come on, ladies! Join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knew playing Minecraft could be this much fun?!

SMP_MineCrafty2030

ANONYMOUS, Cryptic, Curious, doubt, ELUSIVE, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, inquiry, investigation, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, query, question.., Riddle, secret, SMP_MineCrafty2030, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4275	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens have formed a secret society plotting against the players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs and maybe even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!