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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1328 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 7535 |
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