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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3178 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 110 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Just like the bride who hired a bouncer to enforce her black tie dress code, we have our own virtual bouncer who will kick you out if you don’t show up in your best diamond ensemble. We don’t care if you’re a redstone-loving redneck or a creeper in a suit, you better be sparkling in diamond or you’re outta here!
And if you think you can play the “autism” card like the BIL in this story, think again. We don’t discriminate based on sensory overload, but we do discriminate based on fashion faux pas. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us on this outrageous Minecraft server where the only thing more epic than the builds is the dress code drama!