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CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1566
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	1467	Mines Excavated:	2564
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crops Grown:	9679
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

Attention, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive therapy, Fun, mental disorder, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, MindBoosting, Patients, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia treatment, Therapy, Treatment, video game training, video games

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

#addons, Adventures, blocks, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Creation, decorations, Discord, Dungeon, dynamic, Engage, Experience, grow, Immersive, intricate, Kingdoms, McFantasyBedrock, Missions, navigate, Other, Powerful, Quests, Roleplay, Times, Unique

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Star Shards Collected:	289
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	415
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5093
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

compatibility, dating apps, dating profile, dealbreaker, first impression, Minecraft, online dating, profile picture, red flag, red flag alert, red flag behavior, red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag red flag red flag red flag red flag, red flag sign, red flag warning, relationship, Server, Statement, swipe left, Swipecraft, turn off

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Votes:	9745	Star Shards Collected:	94
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

BlockyBonerLand

awkward, BlockyBonerLand, body image, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny, humor, inappropriate, mens health, mens issues, mortifying, Public, random boner, self-conscious, sexual arousal, social faux pas, social situation, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, worst places

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dragon Scales Harvested:	484
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of getting random boners in awkward places like the grocery store or at a family dinner? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about embarrassing boners again! Our virtual world is boner-proof, so you can mine, build, and explore without any unexpected surprises popping up. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so boner-proof that even the Ender Dragon couldn’t get a rise out of it. So come join us and say goodbye to awkward boners forever!

KamikazeCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, drone attacks, Insurgency, international relations, Kamikaze drones, KamikazeCraft, killing, Kurdish, kurdistan, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, PKK Rebels, rebel group, Server, Terrorism, Turkish bases, Turkish soldiers, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	4551	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a kamikaze drone attacking turkish bases just like the kurdish pkk rebels! we have crazy battles and insane missions where you can take out enemy soldiers and be a total badass. join now and show off your skills in the ultimate war zone! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s goooooooo!