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CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

blog, bug fixes, Castaway, Comic, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Creators Leaks, Desk Engineer fixes, Events, FAQ, Frag With /tf2g, Guide to Heavy, HUDs, Konata, leagues, loadouts, lobbies, Minecraft, Mixes, Mods, News, official server, official sites, Other 4chan Servers, Previous thread, Ready Up, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, Summer Grilling Edition, team fortress 2, Team Funtress, tf2g, Trading, Weeabootique, Wiki

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dragon Scales Harvested:	489
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Summer Grilling Edition update is live, where you can cook up some delicious virtual BBQ while battling it out with your friends. Our Bug and Desk Engineer fixes will ensure that your gameplay experience is smoother than a baby’s bottom.

Join us for the 7th Comic event, where we’ll be working on creating the most hilarious and action-packed storyline you’ve ever seen in a Minecraft server. Our Official Sites will keep you updated on all the latest news and events, so you never miss out on the fun.

Frag with /tf2g/ every Friday and Saturday afternoon, where the competition is fierce and the laughs are endless. Our Official Server in the EU is the place to be for all your fragging needs. But wait, there’s more! Join our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique, Team Funtress, Castaway, and Konata for even more outrageous adventures.

Check out our resources for FAQs, mods, loadouts, HUDs, scripting, trading, stats, sprays, and even leaks from our creators. And don’t forget to read tf2g’s Guide to Heavy for some pro tips on dominating the battlefield.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server out there and experience the most wild and wacky gameplay you’ve ever seen. See you online, adventurer!

SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

No. 203023365 Anonymous AXUH Mystery Suspense Thriller Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Enigmatic Puzzle Clues Secret Hidden Intrigue Mysterious Cryptic Unidentified Conundrum, SMP_CraftyCreeper203023365

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us on our server where the cows have taken over and demand sacrifices of golden apples in exchange for safe passage through their pastures. The villagers have formed a rebellion against the iron golems and are now armed with enchanted diamond swords.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the skeletons have perfected their moonwalk.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity), then come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!

Sis’ Minecraft Server: No Stepkids Allowed

Allowed, blended families, childhood trauma, custody battles, dysfunctional families, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family issues, family loyalty, foster care, Minecraft, parental control, parental favoritism, Parental Pressure, Server, sibling dynamics, sibling loyalty., sibling relationships, Sis, step siblings, stepkids, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	New Chunks Explored:	398750

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even the most seasoned soap opera writers couldn’t dream up.

Ever wanted to escape your own crazy family drama? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your mom’s messy love life and your stepdad drama. Build your own virtual family and create your own storylines that make even the Kardashians jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free imaginary DNA test to determine your Minecraft lineage. Who knows, you might just find out that your blocky father is actually a Creeper in disguise.

So why wait? Join our server today and become the hero of your own virtual family saga. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is the kind you create yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Cheater’s Retreat

acceptance, Affair, anger, Cheaters, Cheating, coming out, confusion, Conversion Therapy, Divorce, family counseling, family drama, forgiveness, Hillsong, Infidelity, LGBTQ, loyalty, parent conflict, Parent-child relationship, parent’s new partner, Pastor, Retreat, toxic environment

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	1830	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re gay, straight, trans, or even a blocksexual (we don’t judge).

Join us and escape the chaos of family life – no pastor-required conversion therapy here! Build your dream world with us and leave the real-world drama behind. Plus, our server is run by a friendly coworker-loving admin who will always have your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to endless blocky adventures!

LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, Harsh, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, insensitive response, Loneliness, love, love quotes, LoveYouTooMinecraftSMP, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, sad, unrequited love, worst reply

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	680

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and hilarious server out there! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers and skeletons as our DJs. Our main goal is to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have a tradition where every new player must challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off before they can officially join the server. And if you ever feel lonely, just hop on our voice chat where we reenact scenes from cheesy romance movies using only Minecraft emotes.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt! And remember, the only acceptable reply to “I love you” on our server is “I love cake more.”

MemoryCraft – Build, Mine, Laugh!

BUILD, cherish, Experience, family, Favorite, favorite memory, Friends, Happy, joy, LAUGH, Laughter, love, Memory, MemoryCraft, moment, nostalgic, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentimental, Special, Treasure, unforgettable, why

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Remember that time you were building a giant chicken statue on top of a mountain and a group of creepers decided to crash the party? Yeah, that was a blast. Or how about the time you accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers into your friend’s meticulously designed village? Classic.

Join our Minecraft server for endless shenanigans and chaos that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic pranks to insane building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that only the bravest and craziest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

GazaVaxCraft

Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict, disease prevention, Fighting, gaza, GazaVaxCraft, global health, health crisis, health diplomacy, Humanitarian Aid, International cooperation, Israel, medical intervention, MIDDLE EAST, polio vaccination, public health, Truce, vaccination campaign, vaccination program, war-torn region

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so like, u know how there’s always fighting in gaza? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we have PAUSES in fighting for POLIO VACCINATION! like, how crazy is that? come join us and help save lives while building epic structures in minecraft! who knew saving the world could be so much fun? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in more ways than one!

11YesWins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2054
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Falling into the Void:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	3

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like seriously, u need 11 YESes or wins in a row for ultimate satisfaction, like who even does dat? only da coolest peeps on dis server, dat’s who. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground lair filled with cake and puppies. oh, and did i mention dat our admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes? yea, u heard me right, a TALKING LLAMA. so what are u waiting for? come join da fun and see if u got what it takes to be a true minecraft legend on dis server!

AlzCraft: DepressoSymptoms

aging, AlzCraft, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s research, brain health, cognitive decline, dementia, depression, DepressoSymptoms, early sign, emotional well being, geriatric care, Memory Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mood disorders, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, older age, senior health, Symptoms

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Void Armor Forged:	22
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

are you tired of feeling sad and lonely in your old age? come join our minecraft server and let the virtual world cure your depression! we have magical potions that will make you feel like a teenager again, running around and building crazy structures with your new friends. forget about alzheimer’s, on our server you’ll never forget where you put your diamond pickaxe! join now and start living your best virtual life!

DiamondDiva Minecraft Server

achievement, Admirable, Decade, DiamondDiva, excepțional, eXtraordinary, female empowerment, FEMINIST, GROUNDBREAKING, Icon, influential, inspiration, leader, Minecraft, Powerful, respected, revered, Role Model, Server, Successful, trailblazer, Visionary, WOMAN

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because “The woman of the decade” server is here to shake things up!

Join us on this wild ride where the entire server is run by a sassy, no-nonsense woman who rules with an iron fist (and a diamond sword). She’s been crowned the woman of the decade for her unmatched skills in building, PvP, and trolling unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a pack of fierce wolves. Will you be brave enough to venture down there and claim your riches?

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain on the server, where legend has it a mystical unicorn roams free and grants wishes to those who can find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join “The woman of the decade” server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.