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PhonelessPrincess

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the clumsiest players can thrive! Join us and experience the ultimate adventure of trying to keep your virtual gadgets intact while building your dream world.

📱 Worried about breaking your phone like the daughter in this story? Don’t fret! On our server, your virtual devices are indestructible, no matter how many times you drop them off a cliff or into a lava pit.

💸 Save your money for in-game upgrades and expansions instead of constantly replacing broken electronics. Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear?

🤪 Join us now and show your daughter that breaking phones is so last year – on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks! Trust us, she’ll thank you for it…eventually. 😉 #MinecraftLifeLessons

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HateQsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Say goodbye to mundane questions like “What’s your favorite color?” and hello to epic quests like “Can you defeat the evil llama king and save the village from certain doom?” So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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MediaMartyrCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about getting canceled by the media! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hide all our players from the paparazzi and haters. Rumor has it that even Justin Bieber sought refuge here after his infamous egg-throwing incident. So come join us and build your own fortress of protection against the harsh world of celebrity drama. Who knows, you might even run into a disgraced politician or two while you’re at it!

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CraftyVenezuelaMC Server

Arrest warrant, asylum seeker, Corruption, CraftyVenezuelaMC, crisis management., Democracy, extradition, freedom of speech, González, government crackdown, human rights violation, international relations, judicial system, Latin America, opposition leader, political asylum, political exile, political persecution, Political unrest, Server, spain, Venezuela

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can fly with an elytra? well, on this server, we got this dude Gonzalez who can fly to Spain with an arrest warrant! like, how crazy is that? come join our server and maybe u can fly to Spain too, who knows? maybe u can even become the next Venezuela opposition leader, just watch out for those arrest warrants lol. join now for a wild ride, u won’t regret it!

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PrisonersCraft: No Calls Home

banned, calling home, Calls, communication restrictions, communication rights, families, Geneva Convention, home, human rights violations, international conflict, Military, phone calls, PoWs, prisoner treatment, prisoners of war, PrisonersCraft, Red Cross, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, separation, Ukraine, War Crimes, war detainees

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz, like, we got Russian PoWs in Ukraine playin’ Minecraft and they can’t even call home, so they’re like, totally dedicated to building the most epic bases and stuff. like, you won’t believe the crazy stories they tell while they’re mining for diamonds and battling creepers. it’s like a whole new level of intense gameplay, man. plus, we got this secret underground bunker where you can trade with villagers and uncover hidden treasures. it’s like a whole adventure just waiting for you to join. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

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PhonelessPrincess

HateQsMinecraftSMP

MediaMartyrCraft

CraftyVenezuelaMC Server

PrisonersCraft: No Calls Home