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RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6415
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

baby, baby’s brain development, Bifidobacterium breve, BifidoCraft, brain development in babies, brain health, Brainy, cognitive development., Development, fetus, gut bacteria, gut health, healthy brain development, infant development, maternal gut flora, maternal health, maternal microbiome, mice study, Microbiome, microbiota, Mother’s gut microbiome, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Star Shards Collected:	163	Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	5911
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Holy Grails Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	955954
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	2033
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	277	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, artillery losses, artillery systems, battle, CASUALTIES, casualties in Russia, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Fatalities, Loss, Military, military equipment, Military operations, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian army, Russian casualties, soldiers, Tragedy, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7450
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where you can be a russian soldier fighting in epic battles against the enemy!! we have crazy intense battles where you can lose 1,210 soldiers and 60 artillery systems in just ONE DAY!! it’s like the hunger games but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of mutts!! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos!! #russiansoldierminecraftbattle #creeperhungergames

DebiasCraft: The Science Server

Beliefs, causal illusions, chance, DebiasCraft, debiasing, form, high schools, illusions, interrupt, Kids, Methods, pseudoscience, Reliable, research, researchers, Science, scientific methods, Server, Stereotypes, STOP, study, Trained, unjustified beliefs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Towns Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we train kids to be scientific geniuses and fight against the evils of pseudoscience and stereotypes! we have magical potions that debias your brain and make you a critical thinking master! join us in our quest to rid the world of causal illusions and unlock the power of true knowledge! plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns as pets in the game! what are you waiting for? join now and become a debunking superhero in our wacky world of minecraft madness!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, Banners, blockbusters, blue archive, Bounties, Chesed, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Event, Friends, From Opera 0068 with Love, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3192
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using enchanted weapons and armor. The winner gets a pet Ender Dragon to ride around on!

3. Our server events are crazier than a chicken jockey riding a spider. From building competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening in our pixelated world.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our exclusive club where you can chill with other players, trade rare items, and sip on virtual potions that give you superhuman strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might end up in the Nether for eternity.

Minecraft SMP: >Did I ever tell you what the definition of Creeper is?

comma separated, creeper, definition, Generate, gtDid, Insanity, is.., list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Tell, up to 20, What

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	5866	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of insanity!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. We’ve got exploding chickens, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a squad of dancing skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embrace the madness on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Remember, insanity is just a block away!