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TaxiCraft: No Rides for You

Argument, Boundaries, bus fare, CAR, Chronic pain, city, cold shoulder, Demands, disabled, discomfort, Driving, Duty, ENTITLEMENT, medical appointment, reliable transportation, RIDES, roommate, Store, TaxiCraft, Transportation, Treatment, Uber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4640
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3463	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Ores Mined:	3528
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Emeralds Found:	8730	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of being the designated driver for your entitled roommates? Are you sick of being kicked out of bed just because you’re the only one with a driver’s license? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual car and drive it wherever you want without being guilt-tripped by anyone. No more 100+ mile drives every week, no more cold shoulders for setting boundaries. And the best part? You can even run over virtual zombies for stress relief!

So come join us and leave all your real-life chauffeur duties behind. Who needs reliable transportation when you have a blocky world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

LieCraft SMP: DumbestLieEver

big fat lie, Deception, dishonesty, dumb lie, DumbestLieEver, embarrassing lie, exaggeration, fabrication, falsehood, fib, funny lie, LieCraft, little white lie, long nose, porky pie, smp, stupid lie, tall story, tall tale, untruth, white lie, whopper

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a hidden treasure trove of ancient artifacts that will grant you unimaginable powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Truth, which has the power to make your wildest dreams come true (as long as your wildest dream is to have unlimited diamonds).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the mysterious chicken conspiracy that has been plaguing our server for years. And remember, the dumbest lie you’ve ever told is nothing compared to the epic tales you’ll create on our SMP!

AnnualCraft

annual tradition, AnnualCraft, beloved games, childhood memories, classic games, favorite games, favorite pastime, Game Replays, Gaming, gaming habits, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, gaming rituals, nostalgic, recurring favorites, replay value, replaying games, timeless favorites, video games, yearly gaming, yearly tradition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom! But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – you never know when a pack of rabid wolves might start a dance party right in the middle of your epic build.

So why play the same game every year when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft server? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DungeonHeroesMC: Boosting Confidence, Slaying Dragons

autistic people, BOOSTING, boosting confidence, comfort zone, Community, Confidence, confidence building, dragons, DungeonHeroesMC, dungeons and dragons, empowerment, Gaming, Inclusivity, inner hero, mental health, neurodiversity, roleplaying game, self esteem, slaying, social interactions, Social Skills, study, Support, Therapy, wellbeing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7675
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

yo, u wanna be a hero? come join our minecraft server, where dungeons and dragons is the name of the game! we got studies that show playing this roleplaying game can boost ur confidence and make u a social butterfly.

imagine slaying dragons and saving princesses, all while gaining mad skills and leveling up like a boss. u can be the hero u always wanted to be, all in the comfort of ur own blocky world.

so come on, join us and unleash ur inner hero! who knows, maybe u’ll even find urself a real-life princess or dragon to slay. the possibilities are endless on our server, so what are u waiting for? come be a legend in the making!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons are tamed and vanilla is semi, like an awkward first date.

Adults, anti-grief, armor, authentic, awkward, BUILD, Bundles, Chill, Community, Datapacks, date, Draconicraft, dragons, Expansion, Farm, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Nether, Plugins, Projects, respectful, Semi, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Tamed, update, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Star Shards Collected:	229
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Draconicraft SMP
Semi-vanilla	Java	18+	Whitelist	1.21

Overview

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ

What does semi-vanilla mean for this server?	Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.
What Datapacks are included in the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Bundles, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
What additional features are used in the server?	Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap with the LiveAtlas UI for easier orientation.
How can I join and start playing on the server?	Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started: https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Pixelated Shogun Minecraft Server

Anime, art, character design, cute, Edo period, feudal japan, historical, historical figure, ieyasu, illustration, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, pixelated, romance, Server, Shogun, Shoujo, slice of life, slow life, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Traditional, Tsunehiro Date

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like a kawaii dream come true! Picture this: Tokugawa Ieyasu, the legendary samurai warlord, roaming around in adorable chibi form, ready to help you conquer the pixelated world. And let’s not forget about the art by Tsunehiro Date – it’s like Picasso meets Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear straight from the heavens. Not to mention, our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We even have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where everyone shows off their best virtual dance moves.

So why waste your time on those basic servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with cute samurais, epic loot, and non-stop laughter? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

HighBingoCraft SMP

Bingo, bingo caller, bingo cards, bingo community, bingo dauber, bingo excitement, bingo fun, bingo games, bingo hall, bingo jackpot, bingo luck, bingo night, bingo numbers, Bingo Players, bingo prizes, bingo strategy, bingo tournament, HIGH BINGO, high stakes bingo, HighBingoCraft, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Votes:	8078	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Minecraft genie!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary High Bingo tournament, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of only TNT or riding a pig through a maze blindfolded. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, look no further than our server. Join now and prepare yourself for the craziest ride of your life!

Sis30Bday Drama-Free Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, dramafree, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family event, family expectations, family gathering, family loyalty, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Girlfriend, Minecraft, relationship, Server, sibling relationships, Sis30Bday, sister’s birthday

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Farms Harvested:	313

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your significant other without any drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where your girlfriend is always invited to family gatherings, even if your sister is being a party pooper.

We understand the importance of family unity and relationship dynamics, that’s why we welcome all players and their partners with open arms. No need to worry about awkward family dinners or exclusionary birthday parties here!

Come join us and show your sister that you don’t need her 30th birthday bash to have a good time. Build a virtual world with your girlfriend by your side, where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama.

So, ditch the family dinner drama and join our Minecraft server for a truly inclusive and entertaining gaming experience. Who needs a birthday party when you have a virtual world to explore with your favorite person by your side?

MommasBoyMansion

boyfriend’s mother, caring for parents, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional labor, family dynamics, Financial implications, future plans, generational living, Home ownership, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, long-term commitments, MommasBoyMansion, not moving in, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship expectations

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of living with your boyfriend’s mother in a virtual world.

Imagine building your dream house with your boyfriend, only to have his mother move in with you because she inherited money from the main house. Will you be able to handle the chaos and drama that comes with living with your potential future mother-in-law?

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual therapy sessions and support groups to help you cope with the craziness. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best friend in your boyfriend’s mom!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in a house filled with love, laughter, and a whole lot of family drama. Who needs reality TV when you can experience it all in Minecraft?

MemoryLaneMC SMP

Carefree, cherished, childhood memory, delightful, fond, Fun, Happy, Heartwarming, Innocence, joy, Laughter, memorable, MemoryLaneMC, Nostalgia, playful, Precious, Recollection, Reminiscing, sentiment, Smile, smp, Special

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Remember that time when you were just a wee lil’ blocky player, frolicking through the pixelated fields of our server? Oh, the memories! The time when we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or when we had an epic battle with a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread. Good times, good times.

But that’s not all! Our server is the only place where you can find rare, mythical creatures like the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep or the majestic flying squid. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist who’s always cooking up crazy potions and experiments in his secret underground lab.

So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Who knows, maybe you’ll create a childhood memory that will make you smile for years to come.