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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy

communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, refusal, russia, summit, Tensions, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Farms Harvested:	183	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!

Cubed Brain Impairment – MineCraft Server

aging brain, blood disorders, Brain, Brain Age, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Cognitive Impairment in Sickle Cell Anaemia, Cubed, Disease Progression, Economic Deprivation, health disparities, Health Inequality, impairment, Medical research, Medical Studies, mental decline, Minecraft, neurological disorders, Server, Sickle Cell Anaemia, socioeconomic factors

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	212
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Astral Projections Made:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement! we got crazy builds, insane mini games, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry!

but wait, there’s more! joining this server will actually make u smarter! ya, u heard me right! our scientists have discovered that playing on our server increases ur brain age and cognitive abilities! say goodbye to being a potato and hello to being a genius!

not only that, but we also have a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server! legend says that whoever finds it will gain eternal glory and riches beyond their wildest dreams! are u up for the challenge?

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, and most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Stellar Haven – Space Odyssey 1.21

Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crimzon Ruze, Gaming, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Graduated members, Haven, Holostars, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Livestream, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Music, Octavio, odyssey, Regis Altare, songs playlist, Space, Stellar, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Star Shards Collected:	143
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on Red Bull, then look no further! We’ve got more beloved blue birthday boys than you can shake a diamond sword at! And don’t even get me started on the schedule – it’s more jam-packed than a chest full of enchanted golden apples!

Join us and you’ll be partying with Regis Altare, Axel Syrios, Gavis Bettel, Machina X Flayon, Banzoin Hakka, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Goldbullet, Octavio, and Crimzon Ruze! These legends will make your Minecraft experience more lit than a nether portal on fire!

Plus, we’ve got OP templates, graduated members, a sick playlist of songs, and even a Magmaboard for all your lava needs! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #BelovedBlueBirthdayBoys

Yankee-Free Eats Minecraft Server

American made food, Boycott, Canada-US relations, Canadian consumers, consumer activism, cross-border trade, Eats, economic impact, economic nationalism, economic patriotism, food imports, Food Industry, food supply chain, import tariffs, international trade, market disruption, Minecraft, political tension, protectionism, Server, tariff threat, trade dispute, trade war, YankeeFree

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	1646
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	96	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Zombie Dances:	10

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so lit.

imagine this: you spawn in and you’re surrounded by, like, giant flying tacos and the grass is made of cotton candy. yeah, that’s right, cotton candy grass.

and, like, the mobs are all wearing top hats and monocles, cuz they’re fancy like that. oh, and did i mention the diamonds are actually made of chocolate? yeah, that’s right, chocolate diamonds.

plus, there’s, like, this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. so, like, if you wanna be part of the cool kids club, you gotta join this server.

oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. trust me, you won’t regret it.

GulfOfMexicoCraft

CHANGE, Communication, controversy, Digital, Diplomacy, geography, GOOGLE, Government, Gulf of America, GulfOfMexicoCraft, international relations, Latin America, letter, mexico, North America, Politics, president, protest, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, territorial dispute

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7887
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. it’s like if mexico’s president was gonna send a letter to google about changing the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico, but in minecraft form. like, imagine a world where the gulf of america is actually a thing, but it’s full of diamonds and emeralds and all that good stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the epic quest to convince google to change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico in minecraft. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, right? plus, there’s like a secret underground base where you can find all the rarest loot and stuff.

so yeah, join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic adventure ever. who knows, maybe one day google will actually change the name of the gulf of america to the gulf of mexico because of us. that would be like, totally rad, man.

CraftyCanna Pain Relief Server

addiction risks, Alternative, Cannabidiol, cannabigerol, cannabinol, Cannabis, CBD, cbg, cbn, Chemicals, Chronic pain, CraftyCanna, mind-altering, opioids, Pain, pain signaling, peripheral nervous system, protein, reduced activity, Relief, Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Join our epic Minecraft server where we have magical cannabis plants that can cure all your pain! Forget about opioids, just smoke some CBD, CBG, or CBN and you’ll be pain-free in no time. Plus, our special plants can even reduce the activity of proteins that cause pain in your nervous system. So come on over and get high on healing on our server!

Ironclad Factions

alliances, Auction, Community, Discriminatory, Economy, Enchants, Faction, Factions, FAIRPLAY, glitches, Ironclad, Legitimate, Open-world combat, Positive, progress, Resources, Skills, strategy, success, teamwork, Updates, Xray

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Potions Brewed:	178	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us

Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. Join a community built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different

Rules

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us?

Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Custom enchantments add depth to gameplay and allow for personalized battles.

Get Started

Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and join the Discord for updates, events, and support.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on Bedrock edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock edition and the port number is 25555.
Are there custom enchantments available on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments that add depth and strategy to gameplay.
What are some of the faction commands available?	You can use default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.
Is PVP enabled on the server?	Yes, PVP is enabled in the entire world for battles and faction wars.
Can I trade items with other players on the server?	Yes, you can use the /sellhand command and Auction House for item trading.

Ephemeral Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, attraction, BEGINNINGS, breeding, Commitment, Competition, DATING, ephemeral, Evolution, Femininity, fidelity, genetic quality, genetics, love, Masculinity, MATE SELECTION, monogamy, natural selection, Partnership, relationships, Reproduction, selection

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	2322
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

Yo, forget about monogamy, bro! It’s so last season. On this server, we’re all about that polygamy life. Why settle for just one player when you can have a whole harem of gamers to play with? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a squad of dudes with superior genetics to breed with? It’s like survival of the fittest, Minecraft edition. Join us and level up your love life game, because there’s always a better man waiting for you on our server. Let’s get breeding, baby!

HookupHotelPayFail

accommodation costs, boundary setting, Communication Issues, financial fairness, friendship boundaries, friendship drama, group dynamics, group holidays, holiday accommodations, holiday drama, holiday expenses, holiday planning, hookup etiquette, HookupHotelPayFail, splitting expenses, travel expenses, unexpected costs, unexpected guests, unwanted guests, unwanted visitors

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Jessica and Paul had to deal with an unwanted guest on their holiday.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a heated argument over who should pay for Cameron’s accommodation. Will you be the hero who steps in to settle the dispute, or will you stir the pot even more for some juicy drama? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just find yourself in a love triangle like Josh did on his holiday. Who needs soap operas when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

MindCraftLuvzOnly – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, AMBITION, Character, Communication, compassion, creativity, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, loyalty, MindCraftLuvzOnly, Minecraft, patience, Personality, resilience, sense of humor, smp, supportiveness, Understanding

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3117	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead! Like, the admins are all wizards who can summon diamond armor out of thin air and the players are all like superheroes with super speed and flying powers.

But the best part is the community, bro. Everyone is so chill and funny, like this one dude who tells the craziest jokes about chickens and pigs. And there’s this girl who builds the most insane roller coasters you’ve ever seen, like she’s a literal roller coaster wizard.

And the events, bro, don’t even get me started. We had this one event where we all had to fight a giant dragon made out of TNT, and let me tell you, it was a blast. Literally.

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and be part of the most hilarious and awesome community ever, hit me up bro. It’s gonna be a wild ride, I promise.