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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8427 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!
so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.