хойка 4 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bokoblin Bash Minecraft Server

Adventure, Bash, bokoblin, ceremony, culture, ENEMY, FANTASY, folklore, Gaming, Humiliation, legend, long tail tag, Minecraft, Monster, Myth, Nintendo, ritual, Ritualistic, role playing, Server, tradition, video game, Zelda

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the Bokoblin humiliation ritual, where we dress up as Bokoblins and dance around a campfire while chanting hilarious insults at each other. It’s a wild time you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pig poop. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with this fabulous swine!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of the Creeper Cannonball Run, where you launch yourself out of a cannon and try to land on a moving Creeper. It’s explosive fun for the whole family!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

EmuCraft Minecraft Server

assembly language, coding, Computer Architecture, computer engineering, computer science, cpu architecture, creativity, EmuCraft, emulation, emulation development, Emulator, innovation, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, Reverse Engineering, Server, Software Development, software engineering, technical skills, Technology, Wizardry, x86 assembly

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5516
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Void Gems Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and basic features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and experience the magic of playing Minecraft on a whole new level. We have created an emulator for a completely different CPU architecture entirely in x86 assembly. How did we do it, you ask? Well, let’s just say our developers may or may not be literal wizards.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even build a house made entirely out of candy. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals and flying pigs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YT Drama Minecraft Server

#youtube, Boundaries, child safety, children’s content, Communication, Decision making, Drama, Elsa gate, family dynamics, inappropriate videos, internet safety, ipad, kids youtube, MIL, Minecraft, Monitoring, online supervision, overstepping, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, Technology

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crops Grown:	9511
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!

MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed

bio dad, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childcare, children, Communication, DATING, disagreements, emotions, family, MomSonAdventureBanNotAllowed, Motherhood, parenting, past relationships, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, sensitivity, Son, speech issues, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	308
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this Reddit post? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable parenting decisions!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships and communication breakdowns, just like in this post! – Test your trust levels with other players as you question whether or not to let them take care of your virtual children. – Witness intense arguments and emotional outbursts that will make you question your own sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the chaos! Trust us, it’s more entertaining than a soap opera.

PeeCraft Minecraft Server

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, eco-friendly, healthy habits, hygiene, Minecraft, multitasking, PeeCraft, personal choices, personal habits, privacy, Relaxation, self-care, Server, shower time, showering, Urination, water conservation, water usage

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	415
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Runes Activated:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special mini-game called “Pee or No Pee” where you have to answer trivia questions while showering in-game! If you pee while showering, you get extra points but watch out for the creeper lurking in the bathroom!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will have you questioning your sanity (and bladder control). So come on, don’t be shy – let it flow and join our server today!

RetroRegretCraft

10. Looking back, 11. Changing the past, 12. Moving forward, 13. Letting go, 14. Time machine, 15. Opportunities missed, 16. Revisiting the past, 17. Future planning, 18. Making better choices, 19. Wisdom gained, 2. Regrets, 20. Lessons learned., 3. Reflection, 4. Past mistakes, 5. Personal growth, 6. Learning from the past, 7. Self-improvement, 8. Second chances, 9. Life decisions, RetroRegretCraft, time travel

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2364	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Votes:	6303
Animals Bred:	119	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of living with regrets and wishing you could turn back time? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Travel back in time 10 years and change the course of history in the most epic way possible. Want to stop the invention of the selfie stick? Done. Want to convince everyone that planking is the new national sport? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our time-traveling Minecraft server. Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

defence spending, DefendCraft, defense budget, defense expenditure, defense investment, defense planning, defense policy, defense strategy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, gdp, military budget, military capabilities, military defense, military modernization, Minecraft, national security, nato, Poland, security measures, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

so like, this server is like the POLAND of all Minecraft servers, like seriously. we gonna be spending 5% of our GDP on defense in 2025, just like the foreign minister said. but like, instead of defending against creepers and zombies, we gonna defend against trolls and griefers.

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic battle for survival in Minecraft history. we got crazy weapons and armor, like diamond swords that shoot fireballs and armor made out of dragon scales.

plus, our foreign minister is a total badass. he once fought off a whole army of skeletons with just a pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. true story.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a troll or a griefer, in which case you’ll regret it big time.

MapCraft: Secret Ops – G7 Response

#covert operations, Canada, Chinese diaspora, Chinese police, Diplomacy, Espionage, foreign affairs, G-7 response, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, intelligence, international relations, intimidation, investigation, MapCraft, Monitoring, Ops, Ottawa, response, secret, secret operations, SECURITY, Stations, Surveillance

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, even the Canadian government is talking about it? well, this server is so epic that even China is trying to spy on us! they got secret police operations and stations set up to try and intimidate us, but we just keep building and mining like nothing can stop us! Ottawa is all like “we gotta tell the G-7 about this server” but we just laugh and keep playing. come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about! plus, we got free diamonds for new players! #minecraftdrama #spyonthis

KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United

accessibility, adaptive tools, assistive technology, Blind, bottles, braille labels, condiment dispensers, condiments, cooking aids, daily tasks, disability, INDEPENDENCE, ketchup, KetchupCraft, kitchen aids, low vision, sensory perception, Squirters, tactile feedback, United, vision loss, visual impairment, visually impaired

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	20
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1180
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

RabbitHoleCraft

Algorithms, autoplay feature, content discovery, content recommendations, digital platforms, extreme content, Media consumption, OCVPs, online content, Online content viewing platforms, online safety, personalized algorithms, rabbit holes, RabbitHoleCraft, responsible design, study findings, user behavior, user control, user experience, viewing habits

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Votes:	4428
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Farms Harvested:	839	Void Armor Forged:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can go down rabbit holes like Alice in Wonderland! Our autoplay feature will have you falling into crazy adventures and discovering extreme content you never knew existed. Explore mysterious lands, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic creations with your friends. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!