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TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4943	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

Bizarre adventures, bizarre travel anecdotes, eccentric vacation behavior, Minecraft, odd holiday adventures, odd travel moments, offbeat travel tales, outlandish holiday stories, outlandish vacation experiences, peculiar holiday activities, peculiar vacation memories, quirky escapades, quirky holiday traditions, smp, strange experiences, strange vacation rituals, unconventional tourism, unique travel experiences, unusual activities, unusual travel habits, VacayWeirdo, weird vacation, weird vacation stories

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Votes:	7400
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Towns Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mines Excavated:	1258

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, Experience, Exploration, first sexual partner, growth, Honesty, Intimacy, learning, Memories, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Alien Abductions:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

CraftyPolishTrades

Competition, CraftyPolishTrades, eastern europe, economic development, economic ranking, Economic shift, Economy, emerging markets, european union, export value, Exports, global trade, growth, international trade, market, market share, Poland, russia, Trade, trade statistics, Value

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	2437
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Farms Harvested:	592

lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

cognitive abilities, DISCRIMINATE, Faster, human biology, Human sense of smell, intervals, neuroscience, olfaction, olfactory system, order of smells, participants, Perception, previously thought, research, scientific study, sensory perception, sensory processing, shorter, smell sensitivity, SmellOVision, Speedrun, study

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Farms Harvested:	452	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	75	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

SYSarchy

alliances, Economy, Faction, faction grow, faction-based, Factions, frowned upon, good reason, Loyal, Minecraft, neutral, Problems, PvE, PvP, rules, Server, smp, starting wars, SYSarchy, twists, Wars, WIP, world economy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2871
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4

Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

SYSarchy.mc.gg

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

Active & Supportive Staff, Bliss, Chaos, collide, Discord, Fair Rules, Hilarity, Inclusive Community, Java Edition Only, Launches This Friday, LifeSteal, no land claiming, no pay to win, Organized Discord Channels, PvP, Quality of Life Commands, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, server ip, smp, Teams, Thriving Economy, Veil, Veil SMP, Version

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Votes:	5521	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27

Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

“Youth, 28 year old appearance, 28 year olds, Adulthood, age, aging, aging effects, aging process, aging signs, aging signs at 28, Appearance, appearance at 28, body changes, characteristics, facial features, looking 28, Maturity, Minecraft, physical appearance, physical features, Server, signs of aging, youthfulness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	922
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3936	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Farms Harvested:	749
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous message, Code, Cryptic, Curious, Diamond, Enigma, Enigmatic, hidden, Intriguing, Message, message in a bottle, Minecraft, mysterious note, Mystery, number 925936470, puzzling, Riddle, secret, smp, society, unidentified, unknown, wow

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

banging, Dinner, disabled person, DiscoDisabled, disruptive, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, fine dining, Girlfriend, groaning, Italian, loud, mentally disabled, Minecraft, noise, Olive Garden, Restaurant, Retail, screeching, Server, strangers, Table

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	944
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!