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PricelessPleb_MC SMP

not valuable, not worth buying, not worth it, not worth splurging on, not worth the budget, not worth the cost, not worth the expenditure, not worth the expense, not worth the fee, not worth the hype, not worth the investment, not worth the money, not worth the outlay, not worth the price, not worth the purchase, not worth the spend, not worth the tariff, not worth the value, Overpriced, PricelessPleb_MC, smp, Waste of Money

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Star Shards Collected:	125	New Chunks Explored:	705514
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	421	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you NEED to join ASAP! Like, there’s this legendary diamond castle where the admins ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. And if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Plus, every Sunday there’s a dance party at the spawn point with villagers breakdancing and DJ skeletons spinning tunes. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. It’s lit, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinOrRegretForever

BlockBusterCraft

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, BlockBusterCraft, Breathtaking, eXtraordinary, Impressive.., Incredible, jaw-dropping, Marvelous, Mind Blowing, MIRACULOUS, once in a lifetime, Phenomenal, remarkable, Spectacular, UNBELIEVABLE, unforgettable, wondrous

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6949	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Have you ever seen a chicken ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness the most mind-blowing moments in Minecraft history. Who needs reality when you can have a llama army at your command and a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

FrozenAssetsMC Server

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic support, financial aid package, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, frozen assets, FrozenAssetsMC, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government funding, international crisis., international relations, joe biden, political leaders, political news, russia, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Potions Brewed:	122	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockCraft: Russian Revenge

blockcraft, Censorship, Communication, Conflict, current events, cyber warfare, Diplomacy, EU, european union, international relations, Military, News, Politics, Propaganda, retaliate, Revenge, russia, Russian, sanctions, state media, Telegram, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so, u know how russia and ukraine be all up in each other’s business, right? well, on this server, we be bringin that drama to minecraft! join us and pick a side – are u team russia or team ukraine? build your base, gather your resources, and prepare for battle! but watch out, cuz the admins be sneaky and might just block your messages on telegram like the EU did to russia’s state media. it’s a war zone out here, but hey, at least you can still mine for diamonds while dodging missiles. join now for the ultimate geopolitical minecraft experience!

Hairless Pixel Pals

body hair, Grooming, hair care, Hair Follicles, hair genetics, hair growth, hair growth cycle, hair health, hair length, hair maintenance, hair patterns, hair products, hair removal, hair shedding, hair texture, hair trimming, hair types, hairless, head hair, Lucky, PALS, personal care, PIXEL

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195

join our epic minecraft server where your body hair grows long like the hair on your head! imagine running around with luscious locks of hair flowing behind you as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!

but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.

so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?

Android Emote Express

Android, Emote, express

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9887
Potions Brewed:	30	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got androids with facial expressions that’ll make you question reality, man! Imagine playing with robots that can show emotions like “excited” or “sleepy” just by moving their faces in weird ways. It’s like living in a sci-fi movie, but in blocky pixel form. So come on over and witness the uncanny valley in all its glitchy glory. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just join already!

Rainbow Origins 1.20.1

1.20.1, autism, brain differences, brain sex, female brains, gay bottoms, gays, gender correlation, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Homosexuality, lesbians, Lgbt, LGBT community, male brains, manly lesbians, neurodiversity, Origins, RAINBOW, sexual orientation, transsexuality, transsexuals, womanly gays

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Votes:	5146
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of gender confusion and brain mix-ups! We welcome all the gay bottoms and manly lesbians, as well as the transsexuals into men and womanly gays. If you’re autistic, even better – come join the LGBT party! Let’s build a world where brains and sexuality are all mixed up and anything goes. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

BlameCraft Server: Azerbaijan vs Russia

#authorities, accident, Accountability, air travel, Aviation, azerbaijan, Blame, BlameCraft, compensation, Condolences, cooperation, diplomatic tensions, families, international relations, investigation, plane crash, RESPONSIBILITY, russia, Safety Measures, Server, Tragedy, Victims

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Farms Harvested:	682
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

come join the most epic minecraft server ever, where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got so many diamonds you’ll think you’re in a rap video.

once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.

but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”

so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!

GazaHospitalRaidz

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, End.., gaza, GazaHospitalRaidz, hospital attacks, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, medical facilities, MIDDLE EAST, Peace, resolution, security council, strike, united nations, violence, Violence prevention, War Crimes, WHO chief

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Votes:	8811
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, A PLAYER FOUND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH SQUID THAT KNOW HOW TO TANGO.

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PixelCraft Emporium 1.20.2

/v/ermins, 1.20.2, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, CN news, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emporium, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, GFL1 EN, GFL2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, lore material, lurk before posting., Makiatto, MICA/Sunborn games, Neural Cloud, News, pixelcraft, PNC EN, PNC Resources, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Rhapsody Quartet, Story summary, Sunborn ID, translated story, XMASGIFT, Yuritroons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	82
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	4434
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on steroids! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a Sunborn ID for your gaming soul. Forget Facebook and Google, bind your account here for maximum chaos!

We got guides that will blow your mind, like beginner’s FAQ that will make you question reality. Emulator guides? We got ’em. GF1, GF2, PNC resources? Check. Translated story and lore material that will make you go “whaaaaat?”

And don’t even get me started on the news and events. New Re-Supply Gacha? New Event? Targeted Procurement? Character Event? It’s like a party in the Nether, bro!

Oh, and don’t forget the secret codes. DO NOT REDEEM them, just like you shouldn’t redeem your sanity when you join this server. And remember, always bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, yuritroons, retards, and degenerates. Lurk for 2 months before posting, just to prepare your brain for the madness that awaits you. Join now, or regret it forever!