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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1480 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
1. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a stick of gum. 2. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of rebellious chickens. 3. Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine tried to join but got rejected for not having enough pizzazz. 4. The admins are so dedicated, they once stayed up for 72 hours straight just to make sure every pixel on every block was perfectly aligned. 5. Rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond hidden in the depths of our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.
