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EUfineCraft

Brussels, Budget, deduction, Dispute, EU funds, EUfineCraft, European Commission, european union, financial consequences, financial penalty, Fine, funding, Government, Hungary, legal action, legal consequences, non-compliance, penalty, Politics, refusal to pay, sanctions

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

So, like, there’s this totally cray cray Minecraft server that you just gotta join, bro! It’s like, the wildest place ever, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs at creepers. How epic is that?!

Oh, and get this – the server is run by a group of super cool wizards who can turn you into a flying pig if you ask nicely. Plus, they have a secret stash of diamonds hidden in a magical castle guarded by a giant talking chicken.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Elevator or Lift? Just Half the Story!

Architecture, ascent, building, construction, convenience, Descent, design, Elevator, Engineering, Infrastructure, innovation, lift, Machinery, mechanical, Modernization, moving people, Story, Technology, Transportation, Urban, vertical transport

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

so, come join our epic minecraft server where elevators and lifts are so last season. we have teleportation pads that will beam you up to the sky like a UFO abduction.

our server is so lit, we have diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball when you wear it. imagine fighting off creepers while looking like a glittery superstar.

oh, and did we mention our secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and zombie hordes? it’s like a theme park from hell, but in a fun way.

join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Milked Minds: The Toddler IQ Boost

Boost, Milked, Minds.., Toddler

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1334	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Votes:	9974	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of breastmilk will make you a gaming genius! our players who were breastfed as babies have super high IQs and can outsmart any creeper or zombie that comes their way. imagine the possibilities of building the most epic structures and conquering the land with your superior cognitive abilities. join now and breastfeed your way to victory!

Stellar Survivors

Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	103	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Crops Grown:	1613
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Stellar Survivors is a brand new Minecraft SMP server based in Canada. Features include PvP, PvE, voting rewards, land claims, McMO skills, and more. Please report any bugs/issues on the server’s Discord. Stellar Survivors supports all versions of Minecraft Java Edition between 1.9 and 1.21.x. Join with friends and come make stellar new memories together!

StellarSurvivors.com

Chill Adult Server: Where we PvP like pros, survive the drama, and compete for the top spot on leaderboards! Join now!

Adult, Chill, compete, creating lore, Custom Plugins, Discord, Drama, Dungeons, ip address, Join, Leaderboards, Mature Community, Minecraft, MMO Items, MMO profiles, MMO-Core, Model engine, Mythic Dungeons, mythic mobs, Pros, PvP, Quests, RPG, Server, spot, SURVIVE, Top, Updates, Version 1.21., writing quests

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Server Name:	Minecraft RPG Server
IP Address:	103.152.196.59
Discord:	https://discord.gg/S5nzE4eC
Version:	Minecraft 1.21

Overview:

Join our mature and chill Minecraft RPG server for adult players to enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Immerse yourself in quests, dungeons, and adventures in a supportive and relaxed community.

Server Features:

Rich RPG Experience: Dive into immersive quests and explore detailed dungeons.
Mature Community: Enjoy a respectful and drama-free environment.
Regular Updates: Experience new content and features regularly.
Custom Plugins: Benefit from unique RPG elements and features.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Are there pay-to-win features on this server?

No, there are no pay-to-win features and there never will be. Smart players are rewarded based on their skills.

Are there any restrictions on cheating?

There is a strict no cheating policy on the server. Any form of cheating will result in consequences.

What is the allowed TNT policy on the server?

TnT duping is allowed on the server for players to utilize in their gameplay strategies.

How can players contribute to the server’s content?

Players interested in creating quests and adding lore to the server can speak to the server owner in-game to get extra permissions.

What are some of the plugins used on the server?

The server has plugins like MMO Core, MMO Profiles, MMO Items, Mythic Mobs, Mythic Dungeons, Model Engine, Quests, and more for players to explore and enjoy.

Koji’s Sloppy Stop Minecraft Server

balanced diet, clean eating, diet, food additives, food choices, harmful ingredients, health risks, healthy living, Kojis, Kojislop, Lifestyle, mindful eating, Minecraft, natural foods, nutrition, nutrition education, organic, processed foods, Server, Sloppy, STOP, Stop consuming, unhealthy eating habits, weight management, wellness

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6522
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Love Letters Sent:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	3831	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and say goodbye to Kojislop, the evil overlord who has been terrorizing the land with his army of killer bunnies. Only on our server can you team up with other players to defeat Kojislop and restore peace to the realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Baconator and earn its respect?

So what are you waiting for? Stop wasting your time on boring servers and come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cowtits, Creative, Draph, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, ERP Thread, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Thread, Writing

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Towns Built:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Potions Brewed:	95	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3475

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where you can join in on the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans! Our server is known for its unique theme of Draph Cowtits Edition, where you can roleplay as a cow with some seriously impressive assets.

Join us for some truly out-of-this-world experiences, like riding pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a diamond helmet, or building a giant statue of a cow with, you guessed it, massive cowtits. Our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Cowtits Festival, where players compete in challenges like milking contests and udder painting competitions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Udder, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate cow with the biggest cowtits in all the land.

NoRoadNoAccess Minecraft Server

access denial, boundary disputes, driveway access, driveway usage, forest property, government regulations, Home ownership, land use rights, legal rights, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly disputes, NoRoadNoAccess, privacy concerns, private road, property boundaries, property rights, road maintenance, road ownership, rural lifestyle, rural living, rural living conflicts, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Hey there Minecraft enthusiasts!

Do you want to live in a world where you can have your own private forest? Well, look no further because our server offers just that! We bought the entire forest and turned it into a Minecraft paradise for all our players.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your closest neighbor is 400 blocks away and you have complete privacy. No more pesky villagers trying to invade your space!

But beware, just like in real life, there are rules to follow. If you try to use someone else’s virtual driveway without permission, you might just get called out by the virtual owner. And trust me, you don’t want to be labeled as an “asshole” in our virtual community.

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual forest with all the privacy you could ever dream of. And remember, don’t be a virtual jerk or you might just find yourself banned from our virtual paradise!

TrainRideTrollz

Adventure, anxiety, backpacking, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Cultural experience, Decision making, flights, friendship, Heat, humidity, India, monsoon, Relaxation, self-care, train ride, TrainRideTrollz, travel, wellbeing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crops Grown:	6692	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a 2-day train ride across India! Join us for a journey filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to navigate through monsoons and extreme heat in October.

Our server is perfect for travelers on a budget, just like our friend from South Africa who didn’t quite save enough cash for the trip. But don’t worry, we have plenty of volunteering spots available to help you live “rent-free” – just be prepared for some very modest accommodations.

And if you’re like our German traveler who likes to take it easy and look out for your wellbeing, don’t worry – you can always opt for a plane ride instead of a grueling train journey. After all, it’s important to relax and be well, even in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your tolerance for long train rides). Who knows what crazy adventures await you – just remember to pack your sense of humor and your virtual sunscreen!

TLDR: Join our Minecraft server for wild adventures, budget-friendly travel options, and the chance to avoid 2-day train rides across India. Let’s make some memories and have a laugh along the way!

NoobSlayr Minecraft SMP

accent, articulation, Communication, cultural competence, dialect, education, Fluency, grammar, intelligence, Language, linguistics, Literacy, Minecraft, mispronounced words, NoobSlayr, phonetics, proficiency, pronunciation, smp, social perception, Speech, uneducated, vocabulary

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds like they just learned how to speak yesterday? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where mispronouncing words is not only encouraged, it’s practically a requirement!

Imagine the chaos of trying to communicate with your fellow players as they butcher the English language with reckless abandon. Can you survive the hilarity of hearing someone call a creeper a “creepy” or a diamond sword a “diamonkey sword”?

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in mispronounced words. Will you be brave enough to decipher their cryptic messages and unravel the mysteries of our mispronunciation-filled world?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show off your linguistic creativity (or lack thereof) as you embark on a journey unlike any other. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat of our linguistic shenanigans, you might want to stick to playing solitaire.