топ 5 серверов майнкрафт Minecraft Servers

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	623552	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Animals Bred:	181	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	627186

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8141
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9603	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Farms Harvested:	908	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Emeralds Found:	7849
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Towns Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5939	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

MisunderstoodCraft

complexity, Connection, deep emotional connection, Depth, depth of feeling, emotions, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Meaningful, misunderstood, MisunderstoodCraft, Passion, Personal, perspective, Significance, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underrecognized, Unique, VALUES

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Potions Brewed:	45
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of trying to explain your love for Minecraft to your non-gamer friends? Look no further, because our server is the place where your obsession is not only understood but celebrated! Join us and be surrounded by fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who will appreciate your dedication to building pixelated masterpieces.

Our server is not just any ordinary Minecraft server – it’s a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. You’ll embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and even have the chance to ride a unicorn (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking hidden treasures. And rumor has it that if you can solve their riddles, you’ll be granted access to a secret disco party where Steve himself will be busting out his best dance moves.

So why waste your time on boring, ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky, wonderful world? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams run wild!

UkrainianHackerzRusBust

cyber attack, cyber conflict, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber operations, cyber security measures, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital security, geopolitical conflict, government institutions, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, russia, Russian institutions, Ukraine, Ukrainian hackers, UkrainianHackerzRusBust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian hackers are taking down russian institutions for the second day in a row!!! watch as they use their mad skills to infiltrate and destroy, all while you build your own epic creations in the game. it’s like a real-life cyber war, but in minecraft!!! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?! join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction (in the game, of course). trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. let’s show those russians who’s boss in the virtual world!

Narcissism & Sadism: Sex Drive & Porn

aggression, BDSM, Behavior, dark triad, DRIVE, mental health, narcissism, personality traits, porn, porn use, power dynamics, Psychology, relationships, research, sadism, self esteem, sex, sex drive, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, study

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! We got unicorns flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and pigs can talk.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the mobs are friendly. Zombies will give u high fives, skeletons will teach u how to dougie, and spiders will braid ur hair.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. Plus, we heard that joining increases ur sex drive and makes u a master at using porn. So what are u waiting for? Let’s get blocky!