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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 8125 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 797 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where being a virgin at 30+ is not only accepted, but celebrated! We are a community of professional chronic masturbators who have found solace in the blocky world of Minecraft.
Join us for outrageous adventures where we battle giant creepers with our trusty diamond swords and build insane structures that defy the laws of physics. Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would be jealous!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace your inner blocky virgin warrior today! Who knows, you might even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. 😉