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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7683 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 11 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!