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BdayBlockBummer

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	45322
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Have you ever received a birthday gift so bad that you wished you could just escape to a different world? Well, now you can on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your bad birthday memories behind as you embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and battle mythical creatures. Who needs a lame gift when you can have the gift of endless fun and adventure in our crazy world? So come on, join us and leave your bad birthday gift woes in the dust!

NukeCraft: Poilievre’s Gift to Humanity

Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, gift, global stability, Humanity, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear sites, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, Poilievre, Poilievres, Politics, sanctions, SECURITY

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up nuclear sites like it’s nobody’s business! imagine the chaos and destruction, it’s a gift to humanity, just like Poilievre says! we got creeper explosions that will make your head spin and lava pits that will make you scream like a little baby! join now for the most insane and outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

AI answers, Artificial Intelligence, Bing Copilot, bings, chatbot, commonly prescribed drugs, death, DRUG, Fails, harm, Healthcare, medication, microsoft, mild harm, moderate harm, patient safety, Patients, pharmaceuticals, potential harm, scientists, search engine, Server, severe harm, side effects, Technology

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

FatePvP

competitive, Custom, Development, Discord, Events, Experience, Exploration, Factions, Gamemodes, Mini Games, MONEY, Players, PvP, Raiding, Server, special areas, Survival, Unique

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

FatePvP is a a 1.8 competitive Factions server releasing in the coming weeks after months of development aiming to offer a great experience for all players. The server is packed with custom events, including PvP and raiding focused ones in addition to hourly mini-games that anyone can enjoy. In addition, players can explore several special areas, including The Mines, Darkzone, and much more that provide unique ways to earn money.

We also have other gamemodes that will be coming out in the future. Join our discord for more information.

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Blockmc Lifesteal

armor, Blockmc, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, item, lagg, LifeSteal, ONLINE, Ranks, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	67
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

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Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Love Letters Sent:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Star Shards Collected:	173	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

>Crafty Kong SMP

ANZ, Balaji, bank of international settlements, BCG, Ernst and Young, Euroclear, fidelity, Franklin Templeton, gtCrafty, Hong Kong govt, HSBC, Kong, Malaysian SEC, MasterCard, Moody’s, smp, Sony, Swift, two more weeks, Visa

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the Hong Kong government is at war with the Malaysian SEC, SWIFT is trying to take over Euroclear, and Ernst and Young are leading a rebellion against Mastercard and VISA!

But wait, there’s more! Franklin Templeton has formed an alliance with Sony to take down ANZ and HSBC, while Fidelity and Moody’s are plotting to overthrow the Bank of International Settlements. And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, BCG and Balaji are causing chaos left and right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for two weeks of non-stop madness and mayhem! Who will come out on top in this epic battle for dominance? Only time will tell.

HeartbreakCraft

acceptance, Breakup, Closure, coping strategies, emotional pain, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, HeartbreakCraft, letting go, moving on, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5404
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special “Heartbreak Healing” mini-game where you can literally punch your ex’s face in pixelated form! Join us and let out all your frustrations in the most satisfying way possible. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right? So come on over and heal your broken heart with us!

HolyCraftBoom

Bombing, CASUALTIES, catholic church, Conflict, Crisis, Dead, Destroys, Destruction, HolyCraftBoom, International, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, News, Peace efforts, Religious, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Votes:	1570
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	426
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT ISRAELI MISSILES AND CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LEBANON. 8 DEAD BUT WHO CARES, WE GOT MINECRAFT TO PLAY. COME BUILD A CHURCH BEFORE IT GETS BLOWN UP AGAIN. NO RELIGIOUS WAR, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE LEBANON GREAT AGAIN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME.

SteroidMC

Economy, Experience, Factions, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Server, SteroidMC, Unique Features

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	5171	Towns Built:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

SteroidMC is a minecraft server focused on providing quality Factions experience with unique features.

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