| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 327 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 806 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 508 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6381 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 4590 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 1599 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5149 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 231 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 9855 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 234 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 9952 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Votes: | 1470 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5202 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 198963 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 85 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 9605 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1966 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 7293 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
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