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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 7006 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?
But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).
