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SMPMinerGiggles – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the same old boring world? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to hunt down the elusive Chicken King and steal his golden eggs for riches beyond your wildest dreams! Say goodbye to boring jobs like farming and fishing, and hello to epic quests and ridiculous shenanigans with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Chicken Thief extraordinaire!

BlockyLoveConnection

BlockyLoveConnection, communication problem, compatibility issue, controlling behavior, dealbreaker, different values, dishonesty, Infidelity, lack of ambition, lack of effort, lack of emotional support, lack of empathy, lack of independence, lack of respect, red flag, relationship, Specific, toxic behavior, trust issue, unresolved issues, warning sign.

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of relationships where your partner doesn’t understand the importance of building a house with the perfect feng shui in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who prioritize pixel-perfect aesthetics and will never judge you for spending hours perfecting your virtual garden. Join us and find your soulmate who shares your love for blocky architecture and virtual landscaping! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama over who gets to build the next skyscraper in our city? Join now and let the blocky love stories begin!

Toxins In Food Packaging – Minecraft

chemical exposure, Chemicals, consumer protection, contamination, environmental impact, Food, food contamination, Food Industry, food packaging, Food Safety, harmful substances, health risks, Minecraft, packaging, packaging design, packaging materials, packaging regulations, packaging safety, public health, toxic chemicals, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6865
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is lit AF, like a creeper on fire!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’ve got toxic food packaging that will make your character trip balls and see unicorns flying around. It’s like a rave in your inventory, man!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds. And guess what? The mobs down there are all wearing party hats and ready to boogie down with you!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the wackiness coming your way. Let’s get this party started, baby!

AvengerSMP

Minecraft SMP Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Server Team Rich Build PvP Adventure Exploration Economy Discord Mods Plugins Events Creativity Competition, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Holy Grails Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ores Mined:	5214
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Dobrodosli na AvengersSMP Come and have fun with us! Create your own Team and be the richest on the server!

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Hermit servers – where the only spice is the wooden tools!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Hermit Servers Season 9

Type	Features
Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Inspiration	Hermitcraft
Cross-Platform	Yes
Additional Features	Shopping district, business district, player events, elected positions, player-made mega bases, etc.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by visiting our Discord server linked below and following the instructions.

Q: What is the server IP address?

A: The server IP address is not publicly available. You must join our Discord server for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules are listed in our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite other players to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite other players to join the server, but they must go through the application process in our Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. Players who are found to be griefing will be banned.

Blocky Beats Minecraft Server

#youtube, beats, blocky, copyright claim, copyright infringement, copyright laws, copyright protection, intellectual property, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music copyright, music creators, music licensing, original content, Original music, original song, Server, songwriting, youtube content, youtube copyright, YouTube copyright claim, YouTube copyright policy, YouTube music restrictions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Votes:	9236	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Tired of getting copyright claims on your sick Minecraft parodies? Join our server where we have our own in-house band of Creeper musicians who compose original tunes just for you! No copyright issues here, just explosive beats and blocky melodies. Join now and say goodbye to copyright claims, and hello to a whole new level of musical mayhem!

CreepyPasta SMP – Vidya Exeg

4chan, Archive, args, creepypasta, Creepypasta games, cytube, exeg, Fearvlogs, Found pastas, Gaming, Homemade pastas, Old Man Reads, Room #476, Room Template, SlenderARGs, Slendermiku, smp, Urban Legends, video games, vidya, web series

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to the most haunted Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – Vidya Creepypasta General! Dive into the dark and twisted world of video game-based creepypastas and their related content, where things are not always as they seem.

Join us if you dare to uncover the secrets of Slendermiku Edition, where the ghosts of gaming urban legends roam free and the jump scares are aplenty. Explore our exegarbage site and archive, filled with spine-chilling tales that will make you question reality itself.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts Room #476, waiting to explode with terror at any moment. And don’t even get us started on the Old Man who reads vidya creepypastas – his voice alone will send shivers down your spine.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride through the twisted world of Minecraft SMP, where every block holds a new horror and every corner hides a new jump scare. Are you brave enough to survive the madness of Vidya Creepypasta General? Join us now and find out!

SleepDivorce Minecraft Server

BEDROOM, bedroom dynamics, Communication, compromise, health, Intimacy, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage issues, Minecraft, personal space, quality of sleep, relationships, Server, sleep apnea, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, sleep divorce, sleep quality, SleepDivorce, sleeping habits, Snoring, well-being

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your snoring spouse? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to get some much-needed sleep without the sound of your partner’s chainsaw-like snores keeping you up all night.

Join us and build your dream virtual world where the only noise you’ll hear is the soothing sound of blocks being placed and mined. No more sleepless nights or arguments over earplugs – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And hey, who knows, maybe your spouse will join too and you can build separate virtual bedrooms to avoid any in-game snoring disturbances. It’s a win-win for everyone! So come on over to our server and say goodbye to sleepless nights and hello to a world of endless possibilities.

RingReminderCraft

Argument, bad guy, cancer treatment, emotional attachment, engagement ring, Facebook Marketplace, family dog, family pet, fiancée, financial support, lend money, marriage promise, pawn, pet care, pet treatment, relationship boundaries, relationship symbol, relationship values, RingReminderCraft, Rural area, savings

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Dragon Eggs Found:	6754
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories come to life! Join us if you want to escape the drama of real life, like a fiancée selling her engagement ring to fund her family dog’s cancer treatment.

Imagine a world where pets have more value than shiny rocks, where you can lend money to virtual animals instead of your significant other. Who needs a wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with your pixelated pet?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the craziness of our server, where anything is possible – even selling virtual engagement rings for dog treatments. Join now and let the madness begin!

SillySMPFoodFavs

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	11
Emeralds Found:	3087	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate culinary adventure in Minecraft!

Join our wacky SMP where we have a whole new dimension dedicated to food combinations that will blow your mind! Ever tried a diamond-encrusted pork chop with a side of lava soup? How about a creeper-shaped cake with TNT frosting? The possibilities are endless and the taste sensations are out of this world!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are obsessed with creating the perfect potion to turn them into humans. Will you help them in their quest or will you join forces with the evil Endermen who want to steal all the food for themselves?

So come on down to our server and join in on the craziest foodie adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you have a weak stomach).