смешное Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Server26: Small No-Teleport Java Edition for Experienced Boomers, Now with Rainbow Creepers and Granny Villagers

Boomers, Chest Shop, Community, CREEPERS, Currency, Datapacks, diamonds, Edition, Events, experienced, granny, Griefprevention, hermitcraft, Hosted in Germany, Infrastructure, java, Minecraft, Noteleport, Paper, Plugins, public server, Railroads, RAINBOW, Server26, Small, smp, Survival, Trading, Tweaks, Updates, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ores Mined:	8453

Minecraft Server Overview

Main Guidelines	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops
Ranks	New, player (no benefits)
Features	No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome

Community Details

Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.

Gameplay Features

Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.

Server Specs & Plugins

Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server for players aged 18 and above?	Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older.
Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying?	No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server.
Can players claim land and protect their builds?	Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land.
Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior?	Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions.

PixelLove Minecraft Server

Character development, dating sim, Fantasy Romance, Game Mechanics, japanese role playing game, Life Partner, love interest, Marrying Yukiko, Minecraft, perfect woman, persona 4 golden, Persona series, PixelLove, relationship goals, RPG, Server, Storyline, Video game romance, video game tips, video game walkthrough, virtual girlfriend, Virtual marriage, Yukiko Amagi

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5073
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft server so amazing, it’s like finding the perfect woman to spend your life with. Our server is like the dream girl of Minecraft servers – beautiful, fun, and always there for you. Join us and experience a love story like no other as you build, mine, and explore with your new virtual soulmate. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have this Minecraft server to keep you company? Join now and let the romance begin!

HugMeNot Minecraft SMP

Close Encounters, close proximity, combat tactics, Embrace, enemies, enemies can hug you, enemy behavior, enemy hug, enemy movements, Game Mechanics, Hug, hug you, HugMeNot, in-game interactions, Minecraft, personal space invasion, physical attacks, physical contact, smp, surprise attacks, unexpected actions, unexpected encounters, video game enemies

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2811	Animals Bred:	93
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	2839
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2952
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where enemies can hug you! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about getting attacked by zombies or creepers, here they just want to give you a warm embrace. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the bad guys are filled with love?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.

GayCraft: No Hate, Just Blocks

academic performance, blocks, classroom dynamics, collective letter, coming out, discrimination, favoritism, gay teacher, GayCraft, hate, Inappropriate Behavior, language teacher, LGBTQ, parent-teacher communication, parental outrage, school incident, self esteem, teacher apology, teacher identity, teacher preferences, teacher professionalism, teacher-student relationship

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a high school classroom? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of teacher-student conflicts, parental outrage, and questionable apologies.

Witness the epic showdown between parents and a teacher who just can’t seem to keep her personal life out of the classroom. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and wills? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the teacher may or may not be favoring the girls in the classroom, leaving the boys feeling left out and unloved. Will they rise up and take back their rightful place in the academic hierarchy? Join now to find out!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, come on down to our server. Who needs reality TV when you have all this drama right at your fingertips? Join now and prepare for the ride of your virtual life!

CraftyWakeUpLand

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	143
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Ever wanted to wake up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds are as common as dirt, and creepers are your new best friends? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will personally serenade you with his hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” every time you log in. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for memes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to log off again.

VaxCraftUK – Save Your Lungs!

Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer treatment, clinical trial, disease prevention, GROUNDBREAKING, Healthcare, immunotherapy, Innovative, lung cancer, LUNGS, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, Medical research, oncology, patient care, PROMISING.., public health, respiratory health, Save, uk, vaccine trial, VaxCraftUK

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server EVER?! well u better buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got pigs that fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that give u unlimited steak! not to mention the secret underground city where u can find the rarest loot in the game! but wait, there’s more! we also have a mini-game where u can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against other players in a epic chicken jousting tournament! so what are u waiting for?! join now and let the madness begin!

MinecraftMedDietAgeBoost

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mines Excavated:	4473	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

join our epic minecraft server, where the blocks are made of phytonutrients from the Mediterranean diet! when you mine them, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you age backwards! say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to eternal youth!

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lab where crazy scientists are conducting experiments to turn players into superhumans! imagine being able to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands!

so come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of magic. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Camping Crafty Folks: Senior Edition – No Vanilla Ice Cream Allowed

Achievements, Adventure, Allowed, building, camping, Community, Competitions, Cooperative, Crafting, Crafty, cream, Dungeons, Economy, Edition, Events, Exploration, Faction, Folks, Ice, Minigames, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Senior, Skills, smp, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

CampCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! Step into our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the landscape is vast, challenges are endless, and possibilities are boundless. With unique ranking system, various plugins, and a friendly community, your adventure begins here!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

What is CampCraft Season 2?

CampCraft Season 2 is the second season of our Minecraft server with a map refresh. It offers a whitelisted SMP experience for players to explore, build, mine, and survive together.

What features does CampCraft offer?

Feature	Description
Rewarding Ranking System	Players earn ranks by building impressive structures, unlocking various benefits.
Quality of Life Plugins	Includes plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, and more for enhanced gameplay.
Friendly Community	Interact with positive and helpful players who are eager to collaborate and explore together.

What are the rules of CampCraft?

Some of the main rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and avoiding hate speech and harassment. A complete list of rules is provided on the server.

How can I join CampCraft?

To join CampCraft, fill out the application provided in the overview section. Include your preferred name, Minecraft name, Discord name, age, country & timezone, reasons for joining, activity level, and other hobbies/games you enjoy.

CraftyEmblem Minecraft Server

CraftyEmblem, FE Heroes EN, feg, FEH trailer, feh-timeline, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Event Calendars, Fire Emblem Heroes Guides, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, Minecraft, mobile games, Nintendo, Server, strategy games, tactical rpg, video games

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Nether portal? Look no further than our server, where we discuss games from the Fire Emblem franchise! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we breed rare diamond chickens that drop enchanted golden apples. Plus, our moderators are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with a single punch.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you reach level 100 in our server, you’ll unlock a hidden mini-game where you can ride dragons and battle against the Ender Dragon in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Sword of Fire Emblem, rumored to have the power to banish creepers with a single swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic adventure this side of the Minecraft world! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted cookies for the journey.

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Mine Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail Mayhem

AUGUST, Balmung, cc meetup, Coeurl, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Edt, FANTASY, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Lets Kill Eachother, Linkshells, MAYHEM, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, Murderous Twins X, patch notes, pdt, Resources, smp, wolves den, XIV, xivg

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Crops Grown:	4165	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for our latest patch notes, where we promise to fix bugs that no one even knew existed. Our resources, Free Companies, and Linkshells are so epic, they’ll make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fantasy world.

And don’t even get us started on our Moonfire Faire event. It’s so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, our meetups are to die for – literally. Join us for the Murderous Twins X meetup, where we’ll be killing each other for fun. Who needs diamonds when you can have a good old-fashioned PvP battle?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – and maybe a few extra lives.