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Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Love Letters Sent:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Buildings Constructed:	34	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	8468
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

activism, Awareness, Canada, car accident, community support, CREEPERS, cycling community, cycling culture, cyclist, ghost bike, MapleCraft, memorial, memorializing, public art, Remembrance, road safety, Safety, traffic accident, Tragedy, Tribute, urban design, white bike

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Emeralds Found:	7620	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	212	Mines Excavated:	3522
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

Abuse, cruel intentions, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, emotional torment, emotional trauma, encouraged, Game, Gaslighting, Griefing, Henyas, hurtful comments, hurtful words, Manipulation, mental abuse, mental anguish, Minecraft, Psychological, psychological abuse, psychological manipulation, psychological torment, Server, Tears, toxic behavior, verbal abuse

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2487	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

Accuracy, Adventures, blocky, Confirm, Crafty, Curious, doubt, Evidence, fact check, INFORMATION, Investigate, McCraftfaces, question.., Reliable, research, saw this, Somewhere., source, True, trustworthy, Unsure, validity, verify

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ores Mined:	5292
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

BLOCK, challenge, concern, Difficulty, Issue, issue with particular, particular, particular challenge, particular concern, particular difficulty, particular issue, particular problem, particular query, particular question, particular trouble, ParticularCraft, player, Problem, query, question.., Specific, Trouble

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Villages Defended:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Love Letters Sent:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchantments Applied:	168	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”