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Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 7345 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?
So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!