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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5459 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
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