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Phyre Creative

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2897	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to Phyre Creative

A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent

> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank

Join today and begin your building journey!

creative.phyre.uk

FeudalRP 1.20.4+: Where villagers trade diamonds for dirt blocks

1.20.4, Adventures, alliances, blocks, Community, Custom, diamonds, Dirt, Economy, Events, Expansion, FeudalRP, Geopolitical, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Minecraft, nation, Nation building, PvP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, Theme, Towny, Trade, villagers, War

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1879	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5529

FeudalRP Overview

Server Name	FeudalRP
Theme	Geopolitical roleplaying with a medieval theme
Features	Towny, economy, PvP, alliances, war
IP Address	play.feudalrp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/6mTpde8N5e

FAQ

Q: What is FeudalRP?

A: FeudalRP is a Minecraft server with a medieval-themed geopolitical roleplaying experience. Players can form nations, engage in PvP, and participate in towny and economy features.

Q: How do I join FeudalRP?

A: You can join FeudalRP by entering the IP address play.feudalrp.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I create my own nation on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, players can create their own nation on FeudalRP and recruit others to join and help it expand.

Q: Is PvP allowed on FeudalRP?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FeudalRP, and players can engage in battles and wars with other nations.

Q: How can I communicate with other players on FeudalRP?

A: Players can communicate with each other through in-game chat as well as on the FeudalRP Discord server.

BananaCraft Minecraft Server

banana bread, bananacraft, Bananas, bunch, energy boost, Fruit, healthy, high in fiber, how many bananas, how many bananas will it take, long tail tags, Minecraft, Peel, potassium, potassium benefits, potassium rich, potassium source, Server, smoothie ingredient, snack, Tropical, vitamin C, Yellow

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is bananas…literally! That’s right, we only accept payment in the form of bananas. The more bananas you offer, the higher your rank will be!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Banana King, who will challenge you to banana-themed mini-games and quests. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Banana King in a banana eating contest, you will be granted access to the secret banana dimension where all the rarest resources are found.

So come join us on our banana-filled adventure and see how many bananas it will take for you to become the ultimate banana warrior!

CraftyNASFAQ Minecraft Server

BETTING, CraftyNASFAQ, cryptofags, fake stock market, financial market simulator, Game, Google Sheets, hololive, Holostars, leaderboard, Minecraft, mutual fund, NASFAQ, NASFAQ General, national TV, numberfagging, Reports, research, RETURNS, Schedule, Server, stock market game, Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition, thread lore, Trading, wallet analyzer

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /nasfaqg/ – NASFAQ General – Super NASFAQ Figher II Turbo Edition for a wild ride through the world of fake stock market games based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and even some of their mamas. It’s like numberfagging for actual-schizos, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! Cryptofags beware, there’s no real money involved here, just pure chaos and fun. And no, you won’t become a stock market genius from playing this game, but you will have a blast with fellow players who are just as crazy as you are.

Check out our research links for all the insider info you need to dominate the market. And don’t forget to make copies of our Google Sheets to track your progress and plan your next big move.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few crazy stock market predictions). See you in the game, faggots!

NoNameDupesAllowed

aita, classic, Confusing, DAUGHTER, dumb, encouraging, love, made up, name.., Naming, NoNameDupesAllowed, not telling, photoshoot, Random, reassured, sharing, SIL, Spelling, triggered, Unique, wynter

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of boring old classic names in your family? Want to spice things up with a unique and fabulous name like Wynter? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate all things Wynter!

We have annual Wynter photoshoots, where you can show off your fabulous name in style. And don’t worry about confusing family members – we embrace the chaos and love the uniqueness of our names.

Join now and show your mother-in-law that Wynter is the coolest name around. And remember, on our server, there’s no such thing as an idiotic name – just epic and legendary ones!

CraftyAllergy Minecraft Server

Allergies, Allergy, BIZARRE, CraftyAllergy, disbelief, genuine, Medical, Minecraft, misunderstood, reactions, redditors, Ridiculous, sensitivity, Server, strange, Symptoms, uncommon, UNUSUAL

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where everything is turned upside down!

Do you have an allergy to diamond blocks? Well, guess what, on our server diamond blocks are the key to survival! If you can’t handle the bling, then this server isn’t for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rare and elusive Creeper King, who rules over all with an iron fist…literally. If you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your EpiPen for those pesky diamond block allergies.

PixelWasteLife

aimless existence, aimless living, lack of fulfillment, lost opportunities, meaningless existence, PixelWasteLife, purposeless existence, purposeless living, squandered potential, unaccomplished objectives, unachieved goals, unfulfilled aspirations, unfulfilled dreams, unfulfilled life, unfulfilled potential, unmet expectations, unproductive existence, unproductive life, wasted life, wasted potential

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Are you tired of spending your days mining for diamonds in a boring old world? Do you feel like your life is just one big creeper explosion waiting to happen? Well, fear not my blocky friends, because on our server, a wasted life is considered spending a day without riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head!

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant chickens, build castles in the sky, and ride llamas into battle against the evil sheep army. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us!

So if you’re ready to turn your mundane Minecraft existence into a wild and wacky journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic, then come join us on our server. Because here, a wasted life is just another day of epic fun!

SolarCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, alternative energy, clean energy, conflict zone, eastern europe, energy crisis, energy independence, energy security, Geopolitics, green technology, international relations, military aggression, Minecraft, power generation, renewable energy, Russian bombardment, Server, Solar installations, solar panels, solar power, SolarCraft, Ukraine, war-torn country

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

come join our epic minecraft server, where ukraine is a land of solar panels and explosions from russian bombs but don’t worry, we got creeper explosions to make it more exciting! build your own solar-powered base and defend it from evil mobs and griefers who are actually russian spies in disguise! join now for a chance to win a golden shovel that can dig to bedrock in one hit! remember, in ukraine, the sun never sets on the fun!

SriCraft: Russian Army Woes

Armed Forces, Army, compensation, Conflict Resolution, Demands, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government accountability, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, killed citizens, legal action, military casualties, military service, peace negotiations, Russian, Russian army, Sri Lanka, Sri Lankan soldiers, SriCraft, war victims, woes, wounded citizens

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9181
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server, where sri lanka is demanding compensation for its killed and wounded citizens who served in the russian army. why, you ask? because we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs and a magical unicorn that farts glitter. we also have a giant roller coaster made entirely out of cheese and a disco party every friday night with a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tunes.

plus, our staff are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your fun. so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft. trust us, you won’t regret it!

LuckyCrafters – Noobs Beware!

achievement, AMBITION, BEWARE, Dedication, determination, Effort, goal-setting, Grit, growth mindset., hard work, LUCK, LuckyCrafters, misunderstanding, motivation, Noobs, perseverance, positivity, recognition, resilience, self improvement, skill, success, talent

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4983
Dragon Eggs Found:	2442	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, u know when u play minecraft and u just like, doin ur thing, buildin stuff and mining for diamonds and all that jazz? well, this server is like, the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out and show off their epic skills.

like, seriously, if u join this server, people will be like “woah, that person is so lucky!” but really, it’s just cuz u know all the secret tips and tricks to dominate in the game. u’ll be like a minecraft wizard, casting spells and building insane structures that will make other players bow down in awe.

plus, the community on this server is like, totally rad. everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. we have epic events like giant spleef tournaments and parkour races that will have u on the edge of ur seat.

so, if u wanna be the envy of all ur friends and have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. just remember, luck has nothing to do with it – it’s all about skill and swag on this server.