САМЫЙ Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	New Chunks Explored:	243762
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Void Gems Collected:	28

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

Angler company, buddy, Bugcatcapoo, BuyingTrack, CASTELA, Chewie, comfy, CraftyMaple, Epic dungeon, Go West, GOOGLE, HYPERION, ign, Kiss my sister, kms, kronos, maplestory, Minecraft, official servers, patch notes, private servers, royals, Scanian, Server, Sex edition, solis, update

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	408
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Votes:	9432
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7094
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Emeralds Found:	6594
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2342	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	267
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Enchantments Applied:	221	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.