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BrainCrafters – No Surface Untouched

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit that even the microplastics are trying to get in on the action? well look no further cuz this server is the place to be!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you find a tiny plastic bead instead, talk about a plot twist! but don’t worry, these microplastics are friendly and just wanna chill in your brain tissue while you build epic structures and battle mobs.

there’s nowhere left untouched by the insanity of this server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with plastic-infused adventures!

BluntCraft: KidSafe Server

art, blunt, blunt tip, BluntCraft, children, childsafe, Classroom, Craft, dull, education, Kids, kidsafe, non-sharp, Precaution, Protective, Rounded, rounded edges, Safe, Safety, School, school supplies, Scissors, Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so safe, even the scissors are childproof. I’m talking scissors so blunt, you can’t even call them scissors anymore. It’s like trying to cut through a block of obsidian with a feather.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted unicorn or a portal to the land of infinite cake. The possibilities are endless, just like our supply of enchanted golden carrots. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

CraftySuicideRiskMC

adverse effects, CraftySuicideRiskMC, drug reactions, drug safety monitoring, drug side effects, drug-related suicides, higher risk, medication risks, medication safety, mental health, mental health risks, new study, ozempic, pharmaceuticals, pharmacological risks, pharmacovigilance, public health, semaglutide, suicidal thoughts, Wegovy, WHO database

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like semaglutide on steroids, but without the suicidal thoughts (hopefully). we got blocks that’ll make u feel like ur on top of the world, literally. climb to the highest peak and shout “I AM THE KING OF MINECRAFT!” and no one will judge u, except maybe that creeper sneaking up behind u. but don’t worry, we got ur back with our epic community of players who will fight off any mob that tries to mess with u. so come join us and let’s build a world so awesome, even Notch would be jealous.

CraftyBabies Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime critique, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime enthusiast, anime fans, anime genre, Anime List, anime lover, anime ranking, anime recommendation, anime release, anime review, Anime Series, Anime Suggestions, best anime, birth year, CraftyBabies, favorite anime, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime paradise!

Join us and embark on a quest to discover the best anime released on your birth year. But here’s the catch – you have to battle mobs of anime characters to unlock the answer! Will you defeat Goku from Dragon Ball Z or Sailor Moon from, well, Sailor Moon? Only time will tell!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly Pikachu who only speaks in Jigglypuff’s lullaby? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the anime madness begin!

Bangin’ Racist SMP – Minecraft Madness

#youtube, bangin, Black Lives Matter, controversial, cultural commentary, Hip Hop, HwdMJE0t8JM, Lyrics, madness, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music video, Police Brutality, Provocative, racism, racist, smp, Social Issues, systemic racism, Theme, trending, viral

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Our theme is so outrageous, it’s practically banging! We’ve got a racist theme that will have you laughing and cringing at the same time.

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to be as politically incorrect as possible. Need some inspiration? Just watch our theme song on repeat and let the racism flow through you.

So why join our server? Because where else can you build a swastika-shaped house and not get banned? Come join the fun and let your inner bigot run wild. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it?

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Potions Brewed:	117
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Crops Grown:	7201	Players Killed by Monsters:	4113
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	149	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.