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AnimeLandia: Where Weeb Meets Minecraft

animation, Anime, AnimeLandia, Anon, culture, dialogue, Dubbed, Entertainment, Fandom, Foreign, Immersion, intended languages, japanese, Media, meets, Minecraft, original, Otaku, subbed, Subtitles, viewing, voice acting, watch, weeb

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where watching anime in their intended languages is a MUST! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server without watching anime in its intended language. And do you know what happened to them? They were cursed to forever mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe! True story, bro.

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and watch anime in its intended language to unlock UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and FLYING LLAMAS that will carry you to victory in battle. Plus, our EPIC community of players will shower you with RAINBOWS and PIXELATED HUGS every time you log in.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, always watch anime in their intended languages, or face the consequences…

CraftyQueers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead!

acceptance, activism, Blockhead, civil rights, Community, CraftyQueers, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gay Rights, Gender Identity, Homophobia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inclusion, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, love is love, pride, same-sex marriage, sexual orientation, social justice, VISIBILITY

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Our Minecraft Server is here to shake things up!

Join us and experience a world where being gay is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your own fabulous rainbow castle, ride unicorns through fields of glitter, and battle evil homophobes with your sparkly sword of justice.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Gay Pride Parade, where players can show off their best rainbow outfits and dance to the beat of Lady Gaga’s greatest hits.

So come on down to Our Minecraft Server and let your rainbow flag fly high! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

Riku’s Million Dollar Sports Car Adventure

Adventure, affluent individual, CAR, celebrity sighting, Dollar, exclusive encounter, expensive ride, extravagant car, extravagant living, high roller, high society, high-end car, high-end lifestyle, lavish lifestyle, luxury car owner, luxury car sighting, luxury living, luxury vehicle, MILLION, million dollar sports car, opulent car, public encounter, Riku Tazumi, Rikus, sports, wealthy lifestyle

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7708
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	178	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even Riku Tazumi drives around in his million dollar sports car! 🚗💸

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds raining from the sky, cows that can breakdance, and zombies that moonwalk instead of attacking you!

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Rumor has it that Herobrine is our head moderator and he gives out free diamond armor to all new players!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy Minecraft world! 🤪🔥

Heal or No Heal: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

balance, Character development, Cooperative, Crucial, ESSENTIAL, FANTASY, game design, Game Mechanics, Gaming, heal, Healer, healing abilities, integral, Minecraft, multiplayer, player experience, role playing, RPG, Server, strategy, Support, team-based, teamwork, Ultimate

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where healers are treated like the rockstars they are? Look no further! Our server takes the healer roll so seriously, they practically have their own fan club!

Join us for epic battles where healers are the real MVPs, saving the day with their magical potions and healing spells. You won’t just be a healer, you’ll be a HEALING WIZARD!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Healing Hamster, a mystical creature that only appears to those who truly understand the power of healing. Rumor has it, if you befriend the Healing Hamster, you’ll gain unlimited healing powers and become invincible in battle.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate healing hero! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition

#Bassline, #Penance, #Vendela, akg, Andreana, arknights, Battles, blocky, Carnelian, Corroserum, Dorothy, Edition, Fiammetta, Global, hoederer, Iris, jp, JP Stream, kafka, Kazemaru, KR, LEE, Minimalist, passenger, Quercus, VERDANT, Whisperain

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast where Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain will party like it’s 1999!

But wait, there’s more! How about 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela from the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event? Or maybe you’re more into the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia bringing the heat!

And if you think that’s all, think again! Our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the Nether. With 6* Defender Penance, 5* Guard Akafuyu, and Babel – 5* Guard Odda, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a pro.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Don’t miss out on the fun, because this is one Minecraft server you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Bants

accident, Bants, blocky, chipped tooth, consequences, Damage, dental care, dental emergency, dental health, emergency, fear, Frustration, Hope, metal fork, neglect, Pain, poor hygiene, regret, save teeth, self-blame, weak teeth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9131	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

JoJo’s Blocky Adventure

Abuse, Adventure, Arrow, blocky, Character development, childhood trauma, complex villain, dark secrets, emotional depth, family dynamics, father-son relationship, Guilt, hidden past, jojo, Jojos, Kira, Manga, Protection, redemption arc, sad villain, Sympathy, Toshiyuki-kun, tragic backstory

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Did you know that on this server, Kira’s mother abused him when he was a child? But don’t worry, Kira’s father bought the arrow to protect him out of guilt for not doing anything! It’s like a JoJo manga come to life!

Toshiyuki-kun even wanted to put this story in the manga, but he was afraid it would make people sympathize with Kira too much. So now you can experience it firsthand on our server!

Come join us for a mind-blowing experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the craziness – join now!

Crafty Lads & Lasses

Amused, attraction, Basic, Boring, Crafty, data, Gender Roles, hobbies, horny, interests, Lads, Larping, Lasses, memes, Men, Obligations, obsessive thoughts, Politics, relationships, Sexuality, Stereotypes, video games, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	553717	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of obsessing over women and looking for a new obsession? Look no further, because on our server, women will be the last thing on your mind!

Once you join our server, you’ll be transported to a world where women are a thing of the past. Instead, you’ll find yourself immersed in a world of politics, cool data, memes, and of course, video games!

Forget about basic and boring people, because on our server, you’ll be surrounded by the most outrageous and entertaining individuals you’ll ever meet!

So why obsess over women when you can join our server and obsess over building epic structures, defeating dragons, and exploring vast worlds?

Come join us today and say goodbye to your women-obsessed days forever!

NijiCraft: Where Virtual Idols Mine and LOL Together

discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, IDOLS, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, lol, Luxiem, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our players are like the NIJISANJI_EN YouTube channels, full of energy and entertainment! You’ll never have a dull moment on this server. – Need some laughs? Follow us on Twitter and witness the hilarious adventures of LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT! – Our team-up schedule is so organized, you’ll feel like you’re part of a professional eSports team. Watch streams at the same time and dominate the virtual world together! – And don’t even get me started on our graduated livers and miscellaneous section. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and absolutely INSANE Minecraft server today! You won’t regret it…probably.

Blocky LOLs

blocky, lols

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! If you’re tired of boring old servers with no excitement, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we have EXPLOSIVE creepers that shoot fireworks instead of exploding. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING Ender Dragon who busts out some sick moves while you try to defeat it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret DISCO cave where all the mobs are wearing glowsticks and raving to the beat of the music.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has UNICORNS that poop rainbows? Yes, you heard that right. And if you manage to catch one of those rainbow poops, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical LEPRECHAUN that lives in our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! No webms, only gifs allowed because we like to keep things WACKY around here.