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Vernier Training Minecraft Server

0.22 rifle, 65 yards, Accuracy, candy, challenge, child development, child training, dehydrating, firearm training, German group, Irish group, liquid blood, Measurement, Minecraft, parenting, prove it, rehydrating, reward system, Server, Training, unconventional methods, Vernier, Vernier calipers, youtube video

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

Actual, Actual ylyl, amusement, comedy, Entertainment, fortune telling, funny, good luck, Happiness, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, LUCK, meme, Minecraft, my_fortune, positivity, smp, social media, Thread, thread printing, viral, ylyl

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	5577	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6870
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	64
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Void Armor Forged:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Animals Bred:	96
Alien Abductions:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5253	Towns Built:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	7201
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8537	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Star Shards Collected:	80
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?