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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8500 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 8 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
so, like, if u want a wild ride in minecraft, u gotta join this server. we got crazier adventures than russia invading ukraine, i swear.
we got creepers that dance the cha cha slide, skeletons that play the kazoo, and zombies that do the macarena. it’s a party in every corner of the map, i tell ya.
plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in no time. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where the villagers break it down like there’s no tomorrow.
oh, and did i mention our custom-made roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yep, we got that too.
so, if u wanna have a blast and forget all about russia and ukraine drama, come join us on this epic minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it.
