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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 7751 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Potions Brewed: | 49 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party? u can dance with creepers, drink with zombies, and even have a chat with endermen about the meaning of life!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventures of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it! plus, u might even learn a thing or two about POV from the porn category…just sayin’!