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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 6605 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 571018 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
But that’s not all, our server has custom plugins that turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots rainbows and unicorns at your enemies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with talking cows that give you dating advice.
So why do I think she wants to fuck me? Because on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let the romance begin!