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VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Emeralds Found:	1720

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ores Mined:	2245
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Villages Defended:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	272

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Enchantments Applied:	193
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	264
Towns Built:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	1446
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	142
Emeralds Found:	4833	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.