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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 784 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 5283 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Reasons to join: – We have a balloon popping mini-game where you can relive the trauma of your dad popping all your hard work. – Our cake selection is top-notch, but don’t worry, we won’t force feed you chocolate cake against your will. Choose your slice wisely! – Need some extra cash? Just watch out for your mom trying to take back the birthday money she gave you. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. – Enjoy some family drama? Our server is full of it! Witness arguments over gifts, silent treatments, and even a sprinkle of name-calling. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form.
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs a boring birthday party when you can have all this excitement in Minecraft?