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Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

#gamer, Calliope Mori, entertainer, ForestCalliopeCraft, Gaming, hololive, Idol, illustrator, japanese, Minecraft, mori calliope, Server, Singer, streaming, the marathoning midnight hour mistress, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	New Chunks Explored:	868058
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ores Mined:	5282
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2092

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Farms Harvested:	923
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1434
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	687	Ores Mined:	4309
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	4

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	5295
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Emeralds Found:	7147
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Endless Night Skies:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1426	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!