🍆💦Могу Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

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Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

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Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.

KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

Behavior, BIAS, Bliss, cognitive bias, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, Expertise, ignorance, ignorance is bliss, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, KrugerCraft, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self reflection, self-evaluation, self-perception

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come join our minecraft server where the dunning kruger effect is our motto! we believe in the power of ignorance and bliss, where you can be as clueless as you want and still rule the world!

imagine a world where you can build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a dragon. on our server, anything is possible, even if you have no idea what you’re doing!

we have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of being totally clueless and still coming out on top. join us and see if you have what it takes to be the most blissfully ignorant player in all of minecraft!

so come on down to our server and embrace the dunning kruger effect like never before. who needs knowledge when you have sheer dumb luck on your side?

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	2454	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	262	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8962	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Crazy Могу Minecraft Servers

ModernVanilla

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

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PillagedParents Minecraft Server

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PreggoRageCraft

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FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

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BedroomTreasureHideout

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CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

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CraftyKremlin

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KrugerCraft: Ignorance is Bliss

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Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Mines Excavated:	1664	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchantments Applied:	246
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Divine Spears Created:	30
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	210	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4