| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4140 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5418 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 5699 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1205 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 2997 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Our server is perfect for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Join us and see if you can handle the rollercoaster of emotions just like the characters in this wild tale.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and confusion of relationships on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as intense as this one! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7152 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Ores Mined: | 9804 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring virtual worlds without any awkward naked photos hanging on the walls. Our community is all about fun, creativity, and building epic structures that will make your jaw drop (in a good way, not like those weird photos).
Forget about password-protected Netflix accounts, here you can watch all the PG-rated content you want without any restrictions. And if you’re looking for a little more excitement, just head to the hallway for a surprise (spoiler alert: it’s not naked pregnant portraits).
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the world right here on our Minecraft server?
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 8824 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Join us and harness the power of your chosen supernatural ability to dominate the server! Want to fly around like a majestic unicorn? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a deranged wizard? Easy peasy. The only limit is your own creativity (and maybe server lag, but we don’t talk about that).
Imagine using your powers to troll your friends by turning their houses into giant cakes or summoning a herd of explosive chickens to wreak havoc. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve died to a creeper.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and show off your supernatural skills! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…or in this case, great chaos and laughter.
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 1289 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 4731 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Join us and become a professional llama tamer, where you’ll have to wrangle those spitting beasts into submission. Or how about a professional chicken jockey, where you’ll ride around on a chicken and compete in epic races against other players?
But that’s not all! We also offer the prestigious job of professional tree hugger, where you’ll spend your days hugging trees and protecting them from evil lumberjacks. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, you can even become a professional slime wrestler, where you’ll battle it out in the arena against giant slimes for the amusement of the masses.
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest and most insane jobs you’ll ever find in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6974 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2470 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 654 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5677 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 5784 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 23 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6706 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3021 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
From LazuLight’s quest to find the rarest block in the game to Ethyria’s battle against the evil Ender Dragon, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on Luxiem’s legendary pranks or Noctyx’s insane building skills – you’ll be laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual chair!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to ILUNA’s magical realm, XSOLEIL’s futuristic city, and Krisis’ mysterious dungeons. With Teamup schedules to coordinate epic group quests and a dedicated website to watch streams simultaneously, you’ll never miss a moment of the action.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane community in the blocky world. Just remember to ignore the trolls, haters, and fake flaggers – we’re all about having fun and spreading joy here!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1027 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet creeper that follows you around like a loyal puppy. We don’t believe in limits or boundaries, so feel free to unleash your wildest imagination on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold epic raves every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can solve its riddles.
So why shouldn’t you support us? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!
