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Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 1541 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 | Star Shards Collected: | 106 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8346 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly u find urself in a world where pigs fly and creepers do the macarena. like, what even is reality anymore?
and get this, the diamond armor here is made out of unicorn farts and rainbows. u will be the fanciest player in all the land, trust me.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine every full moon? it’s like thriller but with blocky characters.
so stop being a potato couch and join this server already. who knows, maybe u’ll find the meaning of life in a pixelated world. or maybe u’ll just have a blast. either way, it’s gonna be lit.