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FuturamaCraft SMP – New Season of Minecraft SMP drops with the ultra relevant concept of mining for future technology!

2028, ai art, animated series, Bender, comedy, Concept, digital art, DROPS, Entertainment, fry, Futurama, FuturamaCraft, Future, future trends, futuristic, Leela, matt groening, Minecraft, Mining, new season, NFT collectibles, nfts, pop culture, Relevant, science fiction, Season, smp, Technology, television, ULTRA

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Star Shards Collected:	170	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	619
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We got more drama than a season of Futurama, and trust me, it’s gonna be NFT-tastic! Join us as we explore the wild world of blockchain art and AI creations – who knows, maybe Bender will start minting his own NFTs!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so futuristic, we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground society of zombie villagers who are low-key plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of NFTs, AI art, and zombie villager revolutions. It’s gonna be a season you won’t want to miss!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

black magic, boundary setting, cancelling plans, Communication Issues, Concert, Conflict Resolution, cover performance, emotional manipulation, estranged sister, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, grandmother, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, mom, MommaDrama, mother-daughter relationship, outfit disagreement, Server, ticket drama, toxic relationships

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Emeralds Found:	5213
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Void Armor Forged:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mom trying to pawn off concert tickets? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a giant roller coaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, only to land in a pool of lava and survive because they were wearing enchanted diamond armor. Or how about the time a group of players decided to start a llama racing league and ended up causing chaos in the entire server?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself joined in for a game of hide and seek, only to be outsmarted by a group of sneaky players who tricked him into thinking they were all villagers. It was a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as my mom’s last-minute concert plans, come join us for the craziest gaming experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DadDitchedMC

blended families, custody disputes, DadDitchedMC, emotional well being, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family harmony, family living arrangements, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, living preferences, parent-child relationships, Parental authority, personal boundaries, teenage independence

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35

Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of real life? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the screaming and yelling of a crowded house and relax in your own virtual paradise.

With plenty of space to build your dream home (without the fear of it being destroyed by cousins), you can create your own peaceful sanctuary. Plus, we have a dedicated area for books and records – something you could never have at your dad’s house with all the noise!

Join now and escape the drama of family arguments and custody battles. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy some peace and quiet, away from the chaos of “real life”. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss – no one can tell you what to do!

HaniyehsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, Foreign involvement, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, HaniyehsRevenge, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Palestinian, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movement, RETALIATION, Server, short-range projectile, targeted killing, Terrorism, world news

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll think you got hit by a short-range projectile like Hamas leader Haniyeh 😂 we got crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items! join now or risk missing out on all the chaos and mayhem! #minecraftmadness #joinusbeforeyougethitbyaprojectile 😜🔥🚀

SubmarineSlayin’ S-400Craft

Black sea, Conflict Resolution, Crimea crisis, defense strategy, eastern europe, enemy submarine, international relations, military confrontation, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military technology, missile defense, naval warfare, S-400 air defense system, S400Craft, security measures, SubmarineSlayin, temporarily occupied Crimea, territorial dispute, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian General Staff

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have submarines and air defense systems just like in Ukraine! Except ours are way cooler because they’re made out of blocks!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild submarine appears and starts shooting at you! But don’t worry, our S-400 air defense system will protect you and blast that submarine out of the water!

Join now for the most intense battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs Ukraine when you have our server?!

BreatheCraft: Blinkless Life

Awareness, blinking, Blinkless, BreatheCraft, Breathing, EYES, facts, health, human body, INTERESTING, Life, Longevity, LUNGS, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, physiology, respiratory system, Science, statistics, Trivia, wellness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension Hops:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Divine Spears Created:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, bro, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha cha slide. We got diamond armor that makes you look like a disco ball and enchanted swords that make you feel like a medieval knight on crack.

One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that laid golden eggs every hour. And another time, a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether, with the ghasts providing backup vocals.

You know how many breathes you’ve taken in your life? More than the amount of times you’ve blinked, bro. So why not spend some of those breathes on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti.

Join us now and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, christcucks, Christianity, criticism, cultural perceptions, cyberbullying, derogatory terms, disrespectful language, FAITH, Holycraft, internet culture, Minecraft, offensive language, online behavior, online harassment, Religion, religious extremism, religious insults, religious intolerance, Server, societal attitudes, Stereotypes, trolling

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Christcucks who just can’t handle the awesomeness of our Minecraft server? Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a virtual playground for gamers who are ready to leave the Christcucks behind and embrace the chaos. So come on, join us and see what all the hype is about. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who are just as crazy as you are!

MarriagelessMC in Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Character development, Climax, FANTASY, Happy Ending, Hero, love interest, Manga, manga series, manga storyline, Marriage, MarriagelessMC, mc, Minecraft, plot twist, Protagonist, relationship, resolution, romance, Saving the World, shounen manga, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2023

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more epic than our builds are the insane stories we create together! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons, building massive castles, and maybe even finding true love in the virtual world (we can’t promise you’ll actually marry your Minecraft crush, but hey, anything is possible in this crazy place). Our server is filled with hilarious moments, epic quests, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that creeper). So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter, come join us and become the hero of your own Minecraft story!

DogToyDrama Minecraft Server

attached, Defensive, Destroyed, dog toy, DogToyDrama, expensive toy, favorite toy, Friend, kids will be kids, Minecraft, overreacted, Pay, Replace, ruined, Server, small dog, specific toy, TENSE, Upset, upset dog, upset owner

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a dog’s favorite toy! Join us for a wild adventure where we promise to protect your virtual pets’ belongings at all costs.

Imagine a world where your furry friends can roam freely without the fear of their toys being destroyed by mischievous little players. Our server offers a safe haven for all pets and their beloved possessions.

Don’t let your dog suffer like the poor pup in the story above. Join us now and experience a virtual paradise where every toy is cherished and every pet is pampered. Who knew Minecraft could be so paw-some?

CousinCraft: No Kids Allowed!

ableist, Allowed, child-free wedding, CousinCraft, disabled cousin, disruptive behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, high schooler, Hypocrite, Kids, legal adult, mature teenager, mental disabilities, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding rules

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	5194	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this? Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone is welcome, no matter their mental age or maturity level! We don’t discriminate against anyone, even if they have the mind of an 8-year-old like your cousin. Plus, our virtual weddings are always child-free, so you won’t have to worry about any disruptions from youngins. Come join us for a fun and drama-free experience like no other!