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OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	801	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2886	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

ITGeeksGoneWild

coding, cybersecurity, data, Hardware, IT, IT challenges, IT experiences, IT industry, IT Jobs, IT Professionals, IT Projects, IT solutions, IT Support, IT tasks, ITGeeksGoneWild, Network, programming, software, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is fixing someone’s printer or resetting their password? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest IT adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and discover a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood tech support agents trying to help you with your redstone contraptions. Delve into dungeons filled with coding puzzles and command block mazes that will test your IT skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of server maintenance. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate power of the server, but only those brave enough to face their pixelated wrath will be able to uncover the truth.

So if you’re ready to embark on a hilarious and chaotic IT adventure like no other, join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed (and slightly confused) by what awaits you!

SpicyRamenCraft Minecraft Server

asian food, consumer protection, denmark, Denmark news, food inspection, food quality control, food regulations, Food Safety, food standards, foreign imports, international trade, Korean cuisine, Korean exports., Korean ramen, Minecraft, product recall, ramen noodles, Recalls, Server, spicy, spicy food, spicy ramen, SpicyRamenCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Dimension Hops:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Runes Activated:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Denmark recalled Korean ramen for being too spicy? That’s right, our server is so fire, it’s got countries shook!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so tough, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

Plus, we’ve got the friendliest community this side of the Nether. You’ll never feel alone on our server, because we’ve got players from all over the world ready to team up and take on any challenge.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see why Denmark can’t handle the heat of our Minecraft madness!

HavanaHarborWars

cold war, Cuba, Cuban waters, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, Havana harbor, HavanaHarborWars, international relations, maritime activity, military presence, military vessels, naval power, Russian presence, Russian warships, strategic maneuvers, Surveillance, united states, US response, Washington

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

come join our server and experience the thrill of russian warships entering havana harbor while washington is just chillin and watchin like, “oh snap, what’s happenin?”

we got crazy battles happenin all the time, you never know when a russian warship might show up and start causin chaos. join now and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be lit!

plus, who wouldn’t want to see washington keepin an eye on things like a boss while all this craziness is goin down? come on, you know you wanna be a part of this epic adventure!

CraftyTruthsMC

Accurate, Authenticity, BELIEVABLE, Communication, CraftyTruthsMC, credibility, Deception, genuine, genuine communication, honest communication, Honesty, honesty vs authenticity, honesty vs perception, Integrity, Perception, sincerity, Transparent, Trust, trustworthy, Truth, truthfulness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	4973
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4

So, like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, the pigs can actually fly here! Yeah, you heard me right, flying pigs! And not just that, but the creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you for a second, but it’s totally worth it. And get this, the zombies do the thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains. It’s like a party all the time on this server, man! So come join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!