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Crafty Trannies in the City

Behavior, calling out, city, confrontational, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, extremism, face covering, fascist, flipping off, Hate Speech, intolerance, nazi, NYC, political activism, Protesting, public protest, social justice, trannies, Yelling, zionist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

BandCraft – Where Creepers Jam Out to BanG Dream! #888

asset explorer, Auftakt of the Flickering Flames, BandCraft, Bang, BanG Dream!, Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha, Casual Rock Stars Gacha, charactersorter, ChuPareo, CREEPERS, dream, Dumbdori soundboard, EN General, ENGRISH ALL PAHFECT, event cutoff predictions, EX Mission guide, Favdori sorter, Favsong sorter, Flappy Ako, Fusuke, Gacha simulator, Girls Band Party, Jam, Live Interactions, Morfonica, Nanami, Poppin’western journey, Shirō, SIMULATOR, song chart viewer, story viewer, Team Builder, To The Dazzling Streets, Tower game recreation, Translations, Wiki

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8617
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	143

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughs that will have you rolling on the floor!

Our current event, “Poppin’western journey,” will have you yee-hawing your way through the Wild West of Minecraft. Saddle up and join us for a rootin’ tootin’ good time!

But wait, there’s more! Our next event, “Auftakt of the Flickering Flames,” will have you facing off against fiery foes and battling your way to victory. Can you handle the heat?

And don’t even get us started on our gachas. From the “To The Dazzling Streets! Casual Rock Stars Gacha” to the “Butterflies of the Lustrous Glass Forest Gacha,” you’ll be collecting rare items and treasures like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft world and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy, fun-filled server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Buildings Constructed:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Astral Projections Made:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	382
Gods Slained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7304	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.