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| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8068 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Enchantments Applied: | 253 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!
Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!
But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!
Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!
