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PixelCraft: PS5 Sucks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and build the most insane structures imaginable? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, or create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs that poop diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So why waste your time on that crappy PS5 when you could be flying high on our server, collecting precious gems dropped from the sky by our fabulous flying pigs?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs a PS5 when you have flying diamond-pooping pigs, am I right?

HolyCraft SMP: Islam is a Christian Heresy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of the virtual world! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Rumor has it they have a llama leader named Carl who wears a top hat and monocle. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

But that’s not all! We also have a faction of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly squawking about their rights. It’s a clucking good time, trust us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a group of villagers who have started a cult dedicated to turning everything into cake. Yes, you read that right. Cake. Everywhere. It’s both delicious and slightly terrifying.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community. Just remember, when in doubt, blame it on Carl the llama.

JobHunters Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Emeralds Found:	9447	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magic Items Found:	4763	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Looking for an escape from the real world drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your lazy spouse!

Imagine a world where you can work on your construction skills without working 70 hours a week. Our server offers a stress-free environment where you can relax, have fun, and actually get more than 5 hours of sleep a night.

No more arguments about who should be working and who should be staying at home. On our server, everyone pitches in to create a harmonious community. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful spouses who think taking care of the house is a full-time job.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our Minecraft server!

NoNeighborNoEntryCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	545	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this neighbor drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being a doorman in a virtual world. Knock on doors, buzz buzz buzz, and let your friends in (or not, we won’t judge).

But beware, just like in real life, there are consequences for not carrying your virtual key. Get ready for some intense door-knocking action and maybe even some angry rants from your fellow players. Who needs Netflix when you have this level of drama in Minecraft?

So come on in (with your key in hand) and join the fun! Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will treat you like their virtual concierge. It’s a wild world out there, but isn’t that what makes Minecraft so exciting?

MissileCraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magic Items Found:	7747

Yo, so like, imagine you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and mining for diamonds, right? And then BOOM, outta nowhere, Romania comes in with their $592 million missile deal and escalates their air defense capacity. Like, what even is happening?! But hey, if you wanna join our server, you’ll be safe from any missile attacks ’cause we got the best defense in town. Plus, you’ll get to witness some epic battles between creepers and villagers that’ll make your head spin. So come on over and see for yourself why this server is the craziest one out there!

RailwayRushCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Alien Abductions:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have a red sea crisis that drives a surge in russian railway freight. why would you want to miss out on that kind of chaos and excitement? hop on board and help us navigate through this wacky world where anything can happen. build your own railway empire and watch as the red sea crisis unfolds right before your eyes. trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

WiseCraft: Global Wisdom Hub

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! We’re talking wise like a wizard, wise like a grandpa with a long beard, wise like a cat that always lands on its feet. People from 12 countries and 5 continents have joined our server and they all agree – this is the place to be if you want to level up your wisdom game.

Our players are so wise, they can outsmart any creeper, outbuild any castle, and outmine any diamond. They’re like the Gandalfs of Minecraft, the Yodas of block-building, the Einsteins of pixelated worlds. And hey, if you join our server, you’ll be wise too! You’ll be making big brain plays, thinking deep thoughts, and considering other players’ feelings while you’re at it.

So come on, join our server and become the wisest player in all of Minecraft! Who needs diamonds when you’ve got wisdom? Who needs enchanted gear when you’ve got a big brain? Join now and start your journey to becoming the wisest player in all of blocky land!

Survivor’s Java Jive: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely Not Decaf (1.21.1)

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Magic Items Found:	7074	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Java Survival SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Java Survival SMP
Description	A multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience, with moderators and admins playing alongside the community without using commands for personal gain.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ

What sets Java Survival apart from other Minecraft servers?

Java Survival uses custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel compared to servers using common plugins like Essentials or GriefPrevention.

What are the server rules?

Rule	Description
No excessively offensive language	Players are expected to maintain a certain level of decorum in their language.
No politics or other controversial topics	Discussions on controversial topics are discouraged to maintain a positive environment.
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits	Fair gameplay is enforced to ensure a level playing field for all players.
Do not disturb other players’ property	Respect others’ builds and avoid causing intentional damage.
Do not build too close to other players	Give players ample space by avoiding building too close to their territory.
Be respectful to others and be kind!	Kindness and respect towards fellow players is an essential part of the community.
No advertising	Promotion of external servers or services is prohibited.

LeafyJewMD Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	2297
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further than our server, where the only prescription is pure chaos! Join us and escape the clutches of evil doctors trying to force you into questionable vaccines. Our server is a safe haven for all non-vaxxies, where you can build, mine, and explore without fear of being labeled a terrorist. Plus, we have a special “Rope or Mexico” event where you can choose your own adventure. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

RaoraRage in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, and the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! But beware, because the evil Raora lurks in the shadows, ready to challenge you to a dance-off at any moment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.