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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 380 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 287 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
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