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CraftyCatastrophe Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chimeras Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Have you ever seen a cow riding a pig while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the virtual world. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of wild freak accident you’ll witness next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Y2K Madness: The Forgotten Year

2001, 9/11, aftermath, Attacks, crazy stuff, Events, Forgotten, Global, historical, Impact, madness, Memory, newsworthy, Overlooked, overshadowed, September 11, Significant, Terrorism, Tragedy, War on Terror, world news, y2k, year

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6933
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Remember that time in 2001 when a group of llamas took over a small town in Idaho and declared themselves the rulers of the land? Yeah, that totally happened. But you know what else happened in 2001 that no one talks about? The epic Minecraft server that was created where players could ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. It was wild, I tell ya. So if you want to experience the same level of craziness and fun, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs 9/11 when you can have llamas, flying pigs, and laser-eyed chickens? Join us and let the madness begin!

PragueCraft: Russian Arson Fail

arson, arson attack, criminal activity, czech republic, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, Espionage, Europe, Fail, Failed, foreign interference, government response, international relations, investigation, political tensions, Prague, PragueCraft, prime minister, russia, Russian, security threat, suspected, suspected involvement, suspicious behavior

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	569
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	New Chunks Explored:	75093
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have explosions bigger than russia’s failed arson attack in prague!! prime minister be like “wtf is going on here??” but don’t worry, it’s just our crazy players setting the world on fire (literally). join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, because why not? who needs peace and order when you can have explosions and mayhem all day long? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity. let’s show russia who the real troublemakers are!

NeuralinkNoMRIplz

brain chip, brain health, brain implant, Brain Surgery, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical challenges., Medical Devices, medical imaging, medical innovation, medical procedures, medical technology, MRI scan, neural interface, Neuralink, NeuralinkNoMRIplz, neurological disorders, neurology, paralysed, paralysis, technological limitations

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	7195
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Farms Harvested:	858	Dimension Hops:	1

So, like, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the only place where u can find diamonds that actually turn into real diamonds in real life! like, u mine them in the game and BAM! u got a real diamond in ur hand! it’s like magic but not really cuz it’s totally real, trust me.

Also, if u join this server, u get a special power-up that lets u fly like a majestic unicorn through the sky. u can soar above all the other players and show them who’s boss. it’s like having wings but way cooler cuz it’s in a blocky world.

And get this, if u join this server, u get to meet the legendary Minecraft wizard who can grant u three wishes. yeah, THREE WISHES! u can wish for anything u want, like a pet dragon or a mansion made entirely out of cake. it’s like a dream come true but in pixel form.

So, like, why wouldn’t u wanna join this server? it’s got everything u could ever want and more. plus, u never know what other crazy surprises are waiting for u in this wacky world. so come on, join now and let the adventure begin!

BrainMetCraft: The Ultimate Cancer Cure

biological mechanism, Brain, brain metastases, BrainMetCraft, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cure, effective treatments, medical breakthrough, metastasis, metastatic breast cancer, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, researchers, study, tumor growth, Ultimate, University of Arizona Cancer Center

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? Like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ here that’ll blow yo mind! Picture dis: you join da server and suddenly you’re in a world where breast cancer is like, a freakin’ boss battle. But don’t worry, we got da cure!

Our scientists have discovered dis insane biological mechanism that’ll make yo breast cancer run for da hills! Imagine fightin’ off cancer cells with a diamond sword, takin’ down tumors like they’re creepers in da night. It’s like a freakin’ Minecraft miracle, man!

So come join us on dis wild ride and be a part of somethin’ truly epic. Who knew savin’ lives could be dis much fun? Plus, we got free cookies at spawn. Can’t beat dat, amirite? Let’s kick cancer’s butt together, one block at a time!

QuasarsSMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than the server is the ice cream!

Active players, chill vibes, Community, cream, creativity, Discord, enhanced gameplay, Events, friendship, Ice, java, lasting builds, Mature, multiplayer, No Griefing, non toxic, player-driven, QuasarsSMP, Semi Vanilla, Server, small server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	469093
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2544
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

QuasarsSMP Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP
Player Count	15-20 active players
Features	Enhanced gameplay, lasting builds, community focus
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there seasonal resets on the server?	No, we focus on lasting builds and forming enduring friendships.
How many active players are you aiming for?	We aim for a group of 15-20 active players who value creativity and community.
What is the server type?	QuasarsSMP is a small semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord by clicking on this link.

CraftyTF2G Minecraft Server

4chan servers, blog, Community, competitive, CraftyTF2G, Events, FAQ, frag, HUDs, leagues, loadouts, Minecraft, Mods, MvM, News, official sites, Resources, scripting, Server, skins, sprays, Stats, team fortress 2, tf2g, Trading, Wiki

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7842	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more elusive than Herobrine himself? Well, look no further because our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding diamonds in a dirt block! Join us for some epic fragging sessions and MvM tours that will make you question reality itself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top secret that even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. We’ve got mods that will make your character look like a cross between a creeper and a unicorn, and loadouts that will make your enemies run in fear.

Trade your way to victory with our trading system that’s more complex than Redstone contraptions. And don’t forget to check out our guide to playing Heavy, because let’s face it, who doesn’t want to be a walking tank in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Just don’t tell anyone else, it’s our little secret.

BOING BOING Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly! Literally, we have flying pigs soaring through the sky, dropping loot and causing chaos wherever they go.

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a majestic llama as it spits at unsuspecting players. Or dive into our custom-built underwater city, complete with a secret treasure room guarded by a gang of rebellious dolphins.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who challenges players to epic battles for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden disco cave where villagers break it down to funky beats all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CordCutters Minecraft Server

absenteeism, adulting, aita, Boundaries, car loan, coddling, CordCutters, cut the cord, Enabling, enabling behavior, family conflict, family dynamics, Minecraft, Parent-child relationship, parental support, psychological difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepson, telling husband, tough love, tough love approach, tough love parenting

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of dealing with entitled adult children who can’t seem to adult properly? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero coddling.

On our server, you won’t find any absentee players who rely on others to do all the work for them. No, here, everyone pulls their weight and takes responsibility for their actions. We don’t hand out jobs or rides on a silver platter – you have to earn them yourself!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where everyone is held accountable for their actions, then join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole for expecting others to step up and take care of themselves. Let’s build a better Minecraft world together – one block at a time!

BabyDaddyBanished

BabyDaddyBanished, Childbirth, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Decision making, delivery room, doctor appointments, Emotional support, Expectations, family, husband, miscarriage, parenting, Pregnancy, Prioritizing, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	2557	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of being present for every appointment, even in the virtual world! Just like in real life, we want our players to show up and support each other, especially during those crucial moments.

Join us and experience the thrill of rushing to the hospital in-game when your virtual child is sick and running a fever. Will your virtual husband step up and take them to the doctor, or will he be too busy farming in-game with his virtual parents? The drama unfolds in our server, where every decision counts!

And don’t worry about being alone during your virtual pregnancy journey – our community is here to support you every step of the way. Whether it’s virtual holidays, reunions, or doctor appointments, we’ve got your back (literally, because you’re pregnant in-game).

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself considering not letting your virtual husband in the virtual delivery room if he doesn’t make an effort to attend all the virtual appointments. It’s all part of the adventure on our Minecraft server – where virtual life imitates virtual art.