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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9166 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you’re basically admitting you’re a potato. Like, why would you not want to join a server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? We got a secret underground disco party every Friday night, hosted by a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we do every weekend – last time, we found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head!
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like a mix between Hunger Games and a clown convention, with players riding pigs into battle while wearing tutus. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge the server owner to a rap battle – if you win, you get a pet llama named Larry who spits fire (literally).
So, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!
