Server26: Where the chickens rule and the creepers drool 🐔💥 Come join the chaos since 2015!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Main Guideline	To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible
Plugins	GriefPrevention, sleep voting plugin, player item shops
Server Address	play.server26.net
Map	https://map.server26.net/
Discord	https://server26.net/discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there warps on the server?	No, there are no warps on the server.
Is there a world reset?	No, the world will never reset.
What are the server rules?	Be reasonable and don’t be a dick. For more detailed rules, visit https://server26.net/rules.
Is there a currency system?	The default currency is diamonds, but it is not enforced.
What are the server specs?	Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Runs on Paper.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	550	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PhobiaCraft: Fear of Unicorns

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Are you afraid of cucumbers? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole town made of cucumbers just to help you conquer your fear! Join us and face your veggie demons head on!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or stop their feathered revolution?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts only communicate in cat memes. Can you solve their riddles and earn their ghostly approval?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, look no further! Join us and embrace the madness today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7161
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6002	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Potions Brewed:	162	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anarchy, Anticheat, Awaaayyy, Chicago, Currency, Discord, econo-shit plugins, Factions, Griefing, laid back, Map, Minecraft, Phantom, player freedom, player head, PvP, quality of life, Resets, server performance, smp, Survival, Usa, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience

Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/mathcraft-server-10x-fun/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crops Grown:	7102	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!